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I'm still an atheist, but...
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I want to say that I licked it clean, but I fear that would be a bit too far even for me. So I won't.
(Even though I totally did.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (August 31, 2015 at 12:01 pm)LastPoet Wrote: My message to our staff: be prepared to alot of whining. The avatar of vengeance will come and reports will be many, towards anything that seems to be the rules to him. I imagine he's moisturising his stigmata on the catholic forum he's a regular on as we speak.  ![[Image: 4854949832_good_good_let_the_butthurt_fl...large.jpeg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fr2d%2Fimages%2F5%2F5d%2F4854949832_good_good_let_the_butthurt_flow_through_you_11_xlarge.jpeg)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  (September 1, 2015 at 5:32 am)Pandæmonium Wrote:(August 31, 2015 at 12:01 pm)LastPoet Wrote: My message to our staff: be prepared to alot of whining. The avatar of vengeance will come and reports will be many, towards anything that seems to be the rules to him. He is probably like i converted everyone on that forum into good little xtians. 
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!
 _______________________________ Let's stop fighting and and start smiling! This is our one and only life to live... let's be friends and live it with smiles!  -- Book of Pinkie Pie 7:3
So, randy's been banned? Hrm... I guess I saw this a mile away. He DID after all admit that he's trying to convert, not discuss.
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!
_______________________________ Let's stop fighting and and start smiling! This is our one and only life to live... let's be friends and live it with smiles! -- Book of Pinkie Pie 7:3 
Oh. Randy's been banned.
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In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson (September 1, 2015 at 11:54 am)IanHulett Wrote: So, randy's been banned? Hrm... I guess I saw this a mile away. He DID after all admit that he's trying to convert, not discuss. Not exactly he has a 2 week vacation because he was plagiarizing from other peoples posts.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- 
I'd just like to caution us all against "calling out" that rat bastard .. you who I mean.
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