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RE: Stupidest horror movies
September 1, 2015 at 9:28 am
Does comedy count? Shawn of the dead?
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RE: Stupidest horror movies
September 1, 2015 at 9:30 am
I don't know. Something that makes scary things not scary. Failed horror movies. I liked the Scary Movies though, seen them all
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RE: Stupidest horror movies
September 1, 2015 at 9:47 am
Schlocky, so bad it's good:
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RE: Stupidest horror movies
September 1, 2015 at 10:21 am
"The Haunting" - the 1999 train-wreck of a remake, with Catherine Zeta-Jones and Owen Wilson.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171363/
"Troll 2" (1990) - one of the worst movies ever made.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105643/
There's even a pretty entertaining documentary about it, called "Best Worst Movie"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1144539
"Leprechaun" (1993) - this one has young Jennifer Aniston in it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107387
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RE: Stupidest horror movies
September 1, 2015 at 11:45 am
Oooh thanky thanky! Help yourself to the waffles, gentlemen
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RE: Stupidest horror movies
September 1, 2015 at 11:49 am
I think The Village was supposed to be a horror movie. A secluded village where there was something in the woods that kept people from wandering, and red flowers were a bad omen. It wasn't scary. Deep Blue Sea wasn't a good one either. Giant sharks that can somehow go through doors that two people can't squeeze through at once.
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RE: Stupidest horror movies
September 1, 2015 at 11:51 am
Freddy vs. Jason is some epic campiness.
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