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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
October 3, 2015 at 2:11 pm
With all the recent news, -- a Kim Davis fan's take on her meeting with the Pope:
"The Pope met with Kim Davis! The Pope is on our side! The Pope hates queers!"
<pause> "What do you mean, he met with a gay couple on Sept. 23rd? He embraced and blessed a gay couple? The day before meeting with Kim Davis? That just has to be homosexual propaganda!"
<pause> "What do you mean, the Pope didn't know who Kim Davis was? It was set up by the papal nuncio? She lied, he never told her to "Stay Strong"? That just has to be political backpedalling by the Vatican!"
"Eh, the Pope isn't a real christian anyway. Kill the queers! Donald Trump for President, Kim Davis for Vice-President!"
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
October 3, 2015 at 2:15 pm
(October 2, 2015 at 1:05 am)Esquilax Wrote: (September 30, 2015 at 10:39 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Why do so many Christians confuse the words proud and humble?
Because christianity is one long studious attempt at inverting the definitions of obvious words.
Threats of eternal torture are "loving," stripping away the rights of others is "just," burning people alive is "moral," and so on. Christianity constantly asks that its adherents throw out the dictionary and substitute their own, mirrored version of it.
Reminded me of this:
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
October 3, 2015 at 2:17 pm
Yeah "We were made in God's image, we're so awesome like he is and all the animals and plants are merely put here for us".
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
October 4, 2015 at 9:49 am
And not even all of us. You have to sign up to their special club to get the full benefits, otherwise you're just a stepping stone for them to get the magic decoder ring. After that you're firewood.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
October 4, 2015 at 10:23 am
Yeah the "us" was referring to the members only club of complete narrow-minded pricks.
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
November 6, 2015 at 12:00 pm
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Kim, you stupid bitch. If there is a god, he doesn't require your demented assistance.
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
November 6, 2015 at 12:02 pm
But he's a very inept god. Actually, he's a pussy.
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
November 6, 2015 at 12:06 pm
These xtian shits don't listen very well.
