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I have a confession to make.

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I have a confession to make.
ignoramus Offline
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I have a confession to make.
September 5, 2015 at 8:52 am


No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I have a confession to make.
September 5, 2015 at 9:09 am
How does your wife feel about that?
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RE: I have a confession to make.
September 5, 2015 at 9:10 am
On a roll today.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: I have a confession to make.
September 5, 2015 at 11:50 am
He's probably drunk.
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I have a confession to make.
September 5, 2015 at 2:17 pm
Truly ignorant.
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RE: I have a confession to make.
September 5, 2015 at 2:23 pm
Have fun on Mars!!! lol.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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Exian Offline
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RE: I have a confession to make.
September 5, 2015 at 2:27 pm
I'm pretty sure sounding like a human is like the first thing you check off on the Turing test.

Insta-fail!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: I have a confession to make.
September 5, 2015 at 2:40 pm
Stop trying to get high on helium, that's not how it works.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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RE: I have a confession to make.
September 5, 2015 at 2:49 pm
Yeah, helium gets no buzz.
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RE: I have a confession to make.
September 5, 2015 at 3:08 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 8:52 am)ignoramus Wrote:


Do I detect a European accent from this supposed American made robot? Imposter!
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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