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Gun owners?
Gun owners?
Stupid people shouldn't have guns, or cars or anything else that can harm others. I'm not stupid though.

Another benefit from having a gun in my front pocket is that when my balls itch I can scratch them with the barrel.
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RE: Gun owners?
(September 8, 2015 at 3:24 pm)KUSA Wrote: Stimbo, guns are not only useful to even things up against another gun but in my example above it would have evened the playing field against multiple attackers.

Look I get it, you are English and it's in your blood to be a pussy. Come over here and stay with me for a couple of weeks and I'll make a man out of you. I'll take you shooting and you can experience for the first time the feeling of testosterone in your veins.

I have many military style guns to train you on. We don't even have to go to a range. We can shoot on my own property. If you hang around long enough, I'll teach you how to reload your own ammo. I have several kinds of powders and bullets to choose from and different calibers too.

(bold mine)

This has happened four or five times in your tenure here at AF: you say something, and I conclude you're a total douche; then, you don't say anything douchey for awhile, and I think "I guess this guy's not so bad". Then, you say something even douchier than the last time, and I go right back to my original thinking. This one took the cake. I'm not sure I can stop thinking of you as a total asshole now.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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Gun owners?
(September 8, 2015 at 5:08 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(September 8, 2015 at 3:24 pm)KUSA Wrote: Stimbo, guns are not only useful to even things up against another gun but in my example above it would have evened the playing field against multiple attackers.

Look I get it, you are English and it's in your blood to be a pussy. Come over here and stay with me for a couple of weeks and I'll make a man out of you. I'll take you shooting and you can experience for the first time the feeling of testosterone in your veins.

I have many military style guns to train you on. We don't even have to go to a range. We can shoot on my own property. If you hang around long enough, I'll teach you how to reload your own ammo. I have several kinds of powders and bullets to choose from and different calibers too.

(bold mine)

This has happened four or five times in your tenure here at AF: you say something, and I conclude you're a total douche; then, you don't say anything douchey for awhile, and I think "I guess this guy's not so bad". Then, you say something even douchier than the last time, and I go right back to my original thinking. This one took the cake. I'm not sure I can stop thinking of you as a total asshole now.

You don't have a sense of humor do you?
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RE: Gun owners?
(September 8, 2015 at 5:08 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(September 8, 2015 at 3:24 pm)KUSA Wrote: Stimbo, guns are not only useful to even things up against another gun but in my example above it would have evened the playing field against multiple attackers.

Look I get it, you are English and it's in your blood to be a pussy. Come over here and stay with me for a couple of weeks and I'll make a man out of you. I'll take you shooting and you can experience for the first time the feeling of testosterone in your veins.

I have many military style guns to train you on. We don't even have to go to a range. We can shoot on my own property. If you hang around long enough, I'll teach you how to reload your own ammo. I have several kinds of powders and bullets to choose from and different calibers too.

(bold mine)

This has happened four or five times in your tenure here at AF: you say something, and I conclude you're a total douche; then, you don't say anything douchey for awhile, and I think "I guess this guy's not so bad". Then, you say something even douchier than the last time, and I go right back to my original thinking. This one took the cake. I'm not sure I can stop thinking of you as a total asshole now.
After I read this, I thought for sure he was being a poe.  Dodgy  I guess not?
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
― Tom StoppardRosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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Gun owners?
Stimbo,

I'm sorry I called you a pussy and insulted your manhood. I assumed that you would take it as a joke.

As long as I've been here I figured that people would eventually tune into my sense of humor.
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RE: Gun owners?
(September 6, 2015 at 9:39 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(September 6, 2015 at 9:28 pm)brian1570 Wrote: I think if we educated people properly on guns like we used to there would be less issues with gun violence. Could you imagine a high school pistol shooting team? Or skeet team? Or marksmanship team? I'd love for my future children to enjoy the shooting sports. But for some reason this scares people.

(bold mine)

You can't think of any reasons why the idea of guns in school scares people?

Of course it scares you. It can kill you. But like a car if you aren't nuyjob and treat with appropriate respect then you have nothing to fear. As for a high school shooting team, I like the idea, and I like the idea of gun safety classes in school. That doesn't mean you have to avoid good precautions. If it was up to me the guns would be stored with the local range in a time release safe.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Gun owners?
I actually thought you were kidding in a sock-you-in-the-shoulder sort of way. Besides, everyone knows the English aren't pussies; that would be the French and the white wine sipping San Francisco Forty Niner fans.
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RE: Gun owners?
(September 8, 2015 at 5:37 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(September 8, 2015 at 5:08 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: (bold mine)

This has happened four or five times in your tenure here at AF: you say something, and I conclude you're a total douche; then, you don't say anything douchey for awhile, and I think "I guess this guy's not so bad". Then, you say something even douchier than the last time, and I go right back to my original thinking. This one took the cake. I'm not sure I can stop thinking of you as a total asshole now.

You don't have a sense of humor do you?

Rolleyes

I do; it just doesn't extend to dickheads.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: Gun owners?
(September 8, 2015 at 5:04 pm)KUSA Wrote: Stupid people shouldn't have guns, or cars or anything else that can harm others. I'm not stupid though.

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Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: Gun owners?
(September 8, 2015 at 5:46 pm)KUSA Wrote: Stimbo,

I'm sorry I called you a pussy and insulted your manhood. I assumed that you would take it as a joke.

As long as I've been here I figured that people would eventually tune into my sense of humor.

Well, that's a relief, I THOUGHT you were being funny, but its hard to tell on the internetz sometimes.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
― Tom StoppardRosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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