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From the Onion: god under investigation for failure to provide
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From the Onion: god under investigation for failure to provide
This is a brilliant piece of satire.  http://www.theonion.com/article/lord-und...ovide-1212

Just one of the fun quotes from the article:

"One of the areas in which the Lord has been the most negligent, the Justice Department claims, is in providing His followers with adequate access to education: Fundamentalist Christians remain, after thousands of years, among the least educated groups in the world, ranking below pro-wrestling enthusiasts and carnival workers."
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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