Fun Times in #atheistforums

[thesummerqueen]

<CapnAwesome>: I don't mind if my skull is used for skull fucking when I'm dead
<summerqueen>: Little hard to do without a Matrix-esque hole in the back, Capn
<CapnAwesome>: Nah, I mean my head is pretty large, you could probably fit a whole dick in the eye and most of it would go all the way in
<summerqueen>: ROFL
<CapnAwesome>: besides, you don't need to fully penetrate the skull to get off
<summerqueen>: please please please let me put that on the forums

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

<The_Germans_are_coming>: brb
<teaearlgreyhot>: whenever any says "brb" in this room, I assume now that it's to jack off
<CapnAwesome>: haha
<CapnAwesome>: I'd just say "brb, need to go jack off"
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<The_Germans_are_coming>: i dint go jacking off
<The_Germans_are_coming>: you nob

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<The_Germans_are_coming>: wait, my cat is coming
<The_Germans_are_coming>: brb
<CapnAwesome>: did he say his cat is cuming?

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<JAmab>: oh german are you there
<teaearlgreyhot>: he's jacking off. give him a minute. jeez. rude people
<summerqueen>: lmao
<CapnAwesome>: haha
<JAmab>: ho german yaar
<teaearlgreyhot>: he and his cat don't get much time together
<The_Germans_are_coming>: pff stupid cat
<The_Germans_are_coming>: HEY!!!
<The_Germans_are_coming>: i bet youre the one whos jerking off!
<summerqueen>: ROFLMAO

[Something completely different]

Du Wixer!!!!

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

I tried trolling for the first time. I'm user suckmyballsdawkins

<suckmyballsdawkins>: hello...
<goobypls>: where is everyone?
<suckmyballsdawkins>: how would I know?
<suckmyballsdawkins>: you read dolan comics?
<goobypls>: perhaps they converted lol
<goobypls>: oh yeah
<suckmyballsdawkins>: love those
<goobypls>: are you here to troll atheists?
<suckmyballsdawkins>: well, they think it's trolling
<goobypls>: haha
<suckmyballsdawkins>: I'm just following the commands of my lord and savior
<goobypls>: i like you
<suckmyballsdawkins>: do you read the forums?
<suckmyballsdawkins>: YahwehIsTheWay is a great Christian debater on there
<goobypls>: i have missed that
<suckmyballsdawkins>: him and Godschild. the atheists can't handle them there
<goobypls>: cool
<suckmyballsdawkins>: lol. I can't do this anymore. I'm an atheist.
<suckmyballsdawkins>: but I do like dolan comics
<goobypls>: i'm also atheist
<suckmyballsdawkins>: oh
<suckmyballsdawkins>: so who trolling whom?
<goobypls>: no idea

[LastPoet]

[15:06] Lastpoet NO MUTINY THEN
[15:06] peps PITTY
[15:07] Lastpoet !sideways
[15:07] DarwinBot picks up and moves Lastpoet a foot to the left.
[15:08] peps DO YOU FEEL MORE LIBERAL NOW?
[15:08] peps HAVING BEEN MOVED A FOOT TO THE LEFT
[15:09] Lastpoet NAH, ONE MORE SOMEONE MIGHT CALL ME A COMMUNIST
[15:09] peps HEH

And later on:

[18:18] peps CREAM EGGS ARE BACK ON SALE!
[18:20] Lastpoet Synackaon IS ANOTHER THAT PROSCRATINATES ALOT
[18:20] Lastpoet IS THAT EVEN A GOOD SPELLING
[18:21] peps NO IDEA, THESE CAPS ARE THROWING OFF HOW I READ
[18:21] Lastpoet REALLY?
[18:21] Lastpoet IT SOND LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE ON A DISCO
[18:21] Lastpoet SOUNDS*
[18:22] peps YEAH, IM READING THIS MUCH SLOWER, YOURE NOT HINDERED AT ALL?
[18:22] Lastpoet I AM
[18:22] peps I SAID; "YOURE NOT HINDERED AT ALL?"
[18:23] Lastpoet WE HOULD MAKE THIS A PSYCH STUDY
[18:23] Lastpoet "THE EFFECTS OF CAPS LOCK ON MENTAL HEALTH"
[18:26] Jaysyn I'VE BEEN USING IT FOR 17 YEARS & I SEEM TO BE OK
[18:27] Lastpoet SURE YOU DO, YOU ARE SPEAKING IN CAPS!
[18:27] Jaysyn NOPE, I AM TYPING IN CAPS
[18:28] Lastpoet WHAT YOU SAY?
[18:29] Jaysyn ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
[18:30] Jaysyn QUICK, WHAT MOVIE IS THAT FROM?
[18:30] Lastpoet I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER
[18:30] Lastpoet HAH i DUNNO
[18:31] Jaysyn PULP FICTION
[18:31] Lastpoet DAMN
[18:32] Lastpoet PLP FICTION HAD ITS MOMENTS
[18:32] Lastpoet PULP*
[18:32] Jaysyn I LOVE THAT FLICK
[18:33] Jaysyn "WELL LOOK AT THE BIG BRAIN ON BRAD"
[18:35] Lastpoet WELL, i HAVE NO ANSWER FOR THAT Jaysyn
[18:37] Jaysyn SO WHAT DO THEY CALL A QUARTER-POUNDER IN PORTUGAL ANYHOW?
[18:40] Lastpoet A JOINT?
[18:47] Jaysyn no no the burger @ mcdonalds
[18:48] Lastpoet a big tasty is the one I like
[18:48] Jaysyn is that your version of a Big Mac?
[18:49] Jaysyn i don't eat there, not sure what all the sandwiches are called
[18:49] Lastpoet ALTOUGH EVEN MAC FOOD ITS EXPENSIVE THESE DAYS
[18:49] Lastpoet WE HAVE BIG MAC

[Something completely different]

Was on skype. But I dont care

[23:01:53] The_Germans_are_coming: HALLOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[23:01:59] The_Germans_are_coming: how are you doing?
[23:02:17] Annik: I just got back from a showing of The Hobbit. :3
[23:02:30] The_Germans_are_coming: was it awsome?!
[23:02:34] The_Germans_are_coming: havent seen it jet
[23:03:09] Annik: It was awesome. One of the dwarves is kind of sexy, which is very confusing for me.
[23:03:48] The_Germans_are_coming: XD
[23:03:54] The_Germans_are_coming: LOLOLOLOLOL

[Something completely different]

[21:47:38] Annik: Best part about muted mic? No one can hear my burps.
[21:47:47] TGAC:
[21:47:55] TGAC: I would love to hear those
[21:48:17] TGAC: can you see me?
[21:48:24] Annik: Nope.
[21:48:27] TGAC: good
[21:48:34] Annik: Why do you want to hear my burps? Lol
[21:48:38] TGAC: I just needed to scratch my balls
[21:48:59] Annik: Thank you for telling me that.

[LastPoet]

[16:07] LastPoet wtf?
[16:07] peps pig latin
[16:07] LastPoet oh
[16:08] LastPoet culum is ass right?
[16:08] peps no idea
[16:08] peps glutius would be my guess
[16:09] LastPoet Hmmmm
[16:09] LastPoet that works
[16:10] peps *gluteus
[16:10] LastPoet Argumentum ad gluteus
[16:10] peps shove your argument up your arse?
[16:10] LastPoet I have to patent that
[16:10] peps lol
[16:11] LastPoet don't worry, ou get a share
[16:11] peps yippie
[16:13] LastPoet Someone could put a wikipedia page on that

Yes bitches, I necroed this post. Shame you selfish bastards uncapable of chatting.

[Darkstar]

Yes bitches, I necroed this post. Shame you selfish bastards uncapable of chatting.

*incapable

Do you need to download something to use chat with? Because I can never get chat to work.

[Kayenneh]

Shame you selfish bastards uncapable of chatting.

I can chat, I'm just not that funny