Fun Times in #atheistforums

[thesummerqueen]

NOOOOO!! STOP!! STOP IT!!

Now you're just proving the point, sweet pea.

[Ryft]

<gustafferdinand> all the australian girls go crazy for the stuff
<Ryft> Nothing beats American girls, sorry.
<Thundercunt> Except their boyfriends

[leo-rcc]

<gustafferdinand> all the australian girls go crazy for the stuff
<Ryft> Nothing beats American girls, sorry.
<Thundercunt> Except their boyfriends

Oooh, that's stone cold.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

@Rfyt;


Some hints for you and others when you finally have the good fortune to visit Australia. (perhaps leave it for a while, many of the good bits are currently under water)

You will probably go to at least one barbecue*. Make sure you take a slab of beer, (24 bottles),it will ingratiate you with the host.

DO make a pass at the host's wife. Although not expected,she'll be flattered and your host will be just thrilled that you approve of his taste in women.

You will be expected to eat at least l kg (2 pounds) of meat. Probably no shrimp or fish. More likely to be sausages, lamb chops and steak,served with some inventive (for an American) salads. At a posh barbecue they may serve things such as kangaroo sausages and steaks plus chicken sates.


Do NOT make a pass at the quiet young woman in the corner who looks like Elle McPherson. That's young Chantelle/Skye/ Madonna/Kylie,the host's daughter. She's twelve.. A lot of visiting Americans end up in hospital after making similar mistakes.That and mistaking local celebrities for prostitutes..


*In Australia, the word 'barbecue' has come to mean the event, not the style of cooking.Few people still use wood or charcoal,preferring to use humungous gas cookers,which grill,fry or bake, but do not barbecue food. ME? I use charcoal only, on my Baby Weber.The last barbecue I had was in 1998. I did a whole chook (chicken) and beef sates..

[Ryft]

<Adrian_Hayter> Let's play a game
<Adrian_Hayter> The game is "Why is Adrian so awesome?"
<Adrian_Hayter> I'll start
<Adrian_Hayter> I'm awesome because I exist
<Ryft> The game is poorly named.
<Ryft> It should be, "Why is Adrian so insecure?"
<Adrian_Hayter> lol
<Adrian_Hayter> I'm not insecure
<Adrian_Hayter> just arrogant
<Ryft> Mm-hmm.
<Adrian_Hayter> my girlfriend apparently agrees with Ryft
<Adrian_Hayter> bugger
<Ryft> Ryft 1, Adrian 0.
<Adrian_Hayter> ah, but Emma gets to shag me.
<Adrian_Hayter> Ryft 1, Adrian 1
<Ryft> Cheater.
<Adrian_Hayter> she said it
* Ryft curls up in a fetal position and cries while cutting himself
<thesummerqueen> Adrian always returns to you when he's drunk, ryft
<Adrian_Hayter> lol, true summer

[thesummerqueen]

<Ryft> gustafferdinand: I know, but let me PRETEND to be bad for a little while.
<Ryft> I can't sustain it for very long, but it's good fun to try.
<thesummerqueen> if I had a dime for every time a man said that...

[Ryft]

<thesummerqueen> play nice boys. I'll be back shortly.
<Spectre> Who said you were allowed to leave?
<Ryft> Dude? Seriously. She is the queen. She does whatever the fuck she likes.
<Spectre> She ain't got shit on me.
<Ryft> Cause she's not into that.
<Spectre> Not a lot of people are.
<Ryft> Lonely, are you?
<Spectre> Very

[thesummerqueen]

Eventually someone's going to decide you and I can't be in the chat at the same time.

[thesummerqueen]

Adrian_Hayter entered the room.
<Adrian_Hayter> hello all
<thesummerqueen> goddammit, it's a party in here and I'm STILL the only girl
<thesummerqueen> wtf
<Ryft> Good evening, sir.
Adrian_Hayter is now known as Adrienne
<thesummerqueen> this place is a sausage fest
<Adrienne> thesummerqueen: better?
<thesummerqueen: oh...
<thesummerqueen> I'm leaving that to Ryft
<Ryft> So hot in those panties, Adrienne.
<thesummerqueen> hahahahahahahahaha
<Adrienne> Ryft: thanks ;-)
***Ryft molests Adrienne
Adrienne is now known as Adrian_Hayter
<thesummerqueen> LMAO
<gustafferdinand> lolol
<Ryft> I bought those Hello Kitty panties for Adrian myself.

[thesummerqueen]

** Matthaios joined #atheistforums. **
<fr0d0> hi Matthaios
<Matthaios> hi frodo
<thesummerqueen> jesus
<thesummerqueen> I'm the only jew atheist in a crowd of christians
<thesummerqueen> this is fucked up
<fr0d0> please try not to blaspheme in the xtian chat room TSQ
<Ryft> fr0d0 is not a Christian. He's a Uniterian wearing Christian garb.
-- fr0d0 slaps Ryft --

Later...

<thesummerqueen> so ryft...Fr0d0 can slap you?
<Ryft> Some people enjoy writing fiction. Who am I to begrudge them?