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I'm insane! Ask me a question! (Or six, or seven!)
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RE: I'm insane! Ask me a question! (Or six, or seven!)
May 14, 2010 at 7:17 am
(May 14, 2010 at 6:52 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Now you have Jesus Christ in your stomach, did you notice yourself changing? Do you see the transformation?

Well, i had a bit of indigestion afterwards... but other than that: not at all Thinking
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May 14, 2010 at 7:54 am
They're not birds, they're rats with wings.
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May 14, 2010 at 8:02 am
(May 14, 2010 at 7:54 am)Zen Badger Wrote: They're not birds, they're rats with wings.

I'm not a rat, and I don't have wings!

Whatchutakinbout? Tiger
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May 14, 2010 at 8:12 am
(May 14, 2010 at 8:02 am)Saerules Wrote:
(May 14, 2010 at 7:54 am)Zen Badger Wrote: They're not birds, they're rats with wings.

I'm not a rat, and I don't have wings!

Whatchutakinbout? Tiger

He's talking about pigeons. [Image: icon_whisper.gif]
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May 14, 2010 at 3:14 pm
leo Wrote:He's talking about pigeons.

OH! Shock


Well... that would certainly explain both their affinity for cheese and their fatness Thinking To say nothing of the smell...
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May 14, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Hey Sae, what's up today? (because it rhymes!)

Wutcha tickin bot?

What are you having for dinner tonight?

Why can't I come up with anything witty?
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May 14, 2010 at 6:13 pm
(May 14, 2010 at 3:21 pm)Watson Wrote: Hey Sae, what's up today? (because it rhymes!)

Actually... it does not. The best you could pull off with that is a slant rhyme... and it's a rather unimpressive one at that. A slant rhyme is your last resort as a poet... the thing when you cannot find a good rhyme or metaphor... though that isn't to say that some are not clever.

Quote:Wutcha tickin bot?

I assume that you are asking "What are you thinking about?"... but I am stricken with uncertainty regarding precisely what your question was... :S

I'm thinking about how nice it would be to be allowed to spend nights with my beloved in the same bed... or even just in close proximity, with nobody else around. Along that same thought line... it would be really nice to have a vagina, boobs of a size worth notice, no more body hair, a face and voice that a girl might respect, my overlarge knuckles/hands/feet/general-body-sizes reduced a small bit, lightly-moderately freckled face, and clothing/hair dye of my choice...

*Saerules depressingly broods*

And while I'm wishing for things... I guess it wouldn't be too much to ask for a pony...

Quote:What are you having for dinner tonight?
I'm not sure you would call me on having definite meal times... but for the intent of our question: I intend to raid whatever I see in the fridge that appears edible and somewhat good tasting... that is what I will have for "dinner" tonight... if I don't sleep through to what you might call "a midnight snack" (which I might call "brunch").

Quote:Why can't I come up with anything witty?

It's not you... It's not you... it's me. I just need my space is all Angel
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May 15, 2010 at 6:19 am
Totally unwitty and self serving......

Took my new FZ6SV out for a run today....to a place called Toodyay!!

High enjoyment! Smile
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RE: I'm insane! Ask me a question! (Or six, or seven!)
May 15, 2010 at 4:20 pm (This post was last modified: May 15, 2010 at 4:20 pm by Autumnlicious.)
(May 14, 2010 at 8:12 am)leo-rcc Wrote:
(May 14, 2010 at 7:54 am)Zen Badger Wrote: They're not birds, they're rats with wings.

He's talking about pigeons.

No, he is talking about angels.
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RE: I'm insane! Ask me a question! (Or six, or seven!)
May 16, 2010 at 9:14 am
(May 15, 2010 at 6:19 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Totally unwitty and self serving......

Took my new FZ6SV out for a run today....to a place called Toodyay!!

High enjoyment! Smile

Shall I assume that is a motorcycle? Smile
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