Raising GODLY children

[brewer]

So, if the shepherd is god, the sleep are his people, who is the dog?

[Minimalist]

The holey spirit?

[Rhizomorph13]

But sheep go to heaven Goats go to hell!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKUzRJUzQ0

Matthew 25:31"When the Son of man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, then he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 Before him will be gathered all the nations, and he will separate them one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats, 33 and he will place the sheep at his right hand, but the goats at the left. 34 Then the King will say to those at his right hand, 'Come, O blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world; 35 for I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, 36 I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.' 37 Then the righteous will answer him, 'Lord, when did we see thee hungry and feed thee, or thirsty and give thee drink? 38 And when did we see thee a stranger and welcome thee, or naked and clothe thee? 39And when did we see thee sick or in prison and visit thee?' 40 And the King will answer them, 'Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brethren, you did it to me.' 41 Then he will say to those at his left hand, 'Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels; 42 for I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me no drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not clothe me, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.' 44 Then they also will answer, 'Lord, when did we see thee hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to thee?' 45 Then he will answer them, 'Truly, I say to you, as you did it not to one of the least of these, you did it not to me.' 46And they will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life."

[vorlon13]

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives He releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.

[Fake Messiah]

You got to hand it down to them, religious people lives are more happier. I mean just look at those images of happiness:





Those prodigal atheists are home alone on Sundays, depressed while religious families are outside having fun - literally "Jesus wept!!".





Look at this girl, she's gonna be one happy motherfucking individual


Happines and joy all around






She looks like Nicolas Cage, so it's a good laugh


Just look at those happy fucking people and tell me how can you stand and watch all that joyus and not join them since their lives are obviously more fuller and you can't argue with that.

[vorlon13]

In the Jesus and the 2 thieves pic, I note the effective use of the classic Starsky and Hutch technique in selecting the stand ins.

Er, hang ins.

[MentalGiant]

You got to hand it down to them, religious people lives are more happier. I mean just look at those images of happiness:

Just look at those happy fucking people and tell me how can you stand and watch all that joyus and not join them since their lives are obviously more fuller and you can't argue with that.

Religious fucktards! If the adults want to do this crap, it's their problem but it makes my blood boil to see innocent children and animals dragged into their idiocy.

[Fake Messiah]

Indeed, they really make it "fun for the whole family"







This one is hoping to get doggy style by God like Mary once did and this world could surely use a messiah.