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All the ways we can ruin sex

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All the ways we can ruin sex
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 3:50 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 1:13 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Laffy taffy . . .

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Hey go make your own thread. Feel free to label it "All the ways I can ruin sex for Losty"




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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 3:51 pm
I was even inclusive enough to make it 'we' instead of 'I' so the rest of you could participate.

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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 3:54 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 3:10 pm)c172 Wrote: The guy keeps wanting her to wear a onesie.

I don't really think this fits the bill. Not for me at least. I am extraordinarily open minded about sex. Felching with a straw does make me a bit squeamish though.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 3:58 pm
Sharp edge on straw !!!!
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 4:00 pm
It occurs to me if I had a sex change I wouldn't be able to do anything for anyone.

Or at least not enjoy it at all . . . .

And that would distress Losty.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 4:03 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 3:58 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Sharp edge on straw !!!!

Yea because anal fissures are so damn sexy Dodgy
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 4:04 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 4:00 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: It occurs to me if I had a sex change I wouldn't be able to do anything for anyone.

Or at least not enjoy it at all . . . .

And that would distress Losty.

It would distress me. I don't think anyone should be trapped inside a body they can't enjoy.
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September 19, 2015 at 4:04 pm
nice how you brought that full circle regarding the topic
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 4:09 pm
I'm slow today I guess. I have no idea what you mean?
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 4:18 pm
Two things you should never do during sex: point and laugh.
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