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All the ways we can ruin sex

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All the ways we can ruin sex
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:08 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 8:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Sodium hypochlorate.

Reminds me of a poem we learned about lab safety in fifth grade.

Little Johnny had a drink
But he will drink no more
For what he thought was h2o
Was h2so4
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm
I hate to break it to you, Vorlon, but I don't think it's actually possible to ruin sex for me. You guys aren't really trying that hard.
I am disappoint.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:21 pm
I had a ceiling fan ruin sex for me once.
Get a little cramp and stand up on the bed.
It gave me a spare frown line for a while. :-)
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#44
All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:23 pm
VD...
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:27 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 9:23 pm)KUSA Wrote: VD...

Vaginal Dyslexia?
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:33 pm
Vaginal dystopia ?
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:35 pm
Dyspareunia?

My guess is that it's better than no-pareunia.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:38 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 9:35 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Dyspareunia?

My guess is that it's better than no-pareunia.

In some cases it's better than pareunia
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:47 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 5:19 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: I like to find features I've learned she dislikes about herself (a little investigation into the products she is buying to "fix herself", according to what the advertisers tell her is wrong with her) and compliment them specifically

You clever bastard.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 9:48 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 9:21 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I had a ceiling fan ruin sex for me once.
Get a little cramp and stand up on the bed.
It gave me a spare frown line for a while. :-)

There's a unique sex-related injury.

Forehead ding by way of ceiling fan.
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