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The 6 Scariest Words
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This is a thread where you post the 6 scariest words you can think of. This can be related to personal experience or hate.
I will start. "Let me Introduce you to Jesus." You never want to hear this when somebody is point a gun at your head, so why would you want to hear it anywhere else? 
I've been told this strikes fear into hetero men's hearts:
I think you're making me pregnant The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
"Donald Trump is the new president."
Fuck jesus...that shit ain't real. 
'About that tax return you filed...'
Ha ha. Just joking, natch. I have nothing but respect and admiration for all the hard working men, women and attack dogs down at Inland Revenue, especially if they're reading this. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I need to talk to you.
Usually followed by packing your bags.  (September 19, 2015 at 9:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I've been told this strikes fear into hetero men's hearts: You are partway there. When your girlfriend says: I am pregnant and have AIDS. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
There is a spider on your . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
" Did I turn the stove off? "
(September 19, 2015 at 11:14 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: There is a spider on your . . . Lol, I said that to a girl during PE. I specifically said, "There is a spider on your shoulder, may I brush it off?" I should have been pointing at her other shoulder because she yelled really high pitched and brushed it off.
LOL, if I start a post with:
I am not making this up the rest of you had better brace yourselves, something wicked is about to pop up on your screen. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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