How would you react to a gay person who found you TOTALLY repulsive ?

[MTL]

CL, I need to know if you've had a parking fine before I pass judgement on whether I  like you!   Hehe..

MTL, ease up and not so many words! Luv youse both!

I am always too verbose,
and what I should have done was "hidden" the content.

Sorry about that.

[Athene]

Goddamn. He might just be prettier than me.
I wouldn't put up with that!

And just how pretty is that? Suspiciously absent from members photos, I might creepily say...

Around an 8.5, with zero to minimal effort. 
With effort, damn close to 10...so I've been told. 
Can't muster the interest in going the extra mile, though...I'm just weird, that way.

[vorlon13]

....... you're really going to get offended by something Vorlon says?

alright...touché

Earlier on it looked as though my severed arm might wind up being carried away (rectally) by a responder in this thread.  

The thread was intended to be a humorous converse to the necro-resurrected thread that was dredged up.  I've been really amazed at some/most of the responses and where it went.

I'm probably remiss in pointing out frequently enough that ~90% (m/l) of my posts are intended to be funny.  The serious angles this thread assumed weren't really anticipated by myself.

That some 100% hetero straight guys might nevertheless be disappointed I might not wish to noisily slurp and tongue punch sloppy seconds from their until very recently penisally virginal mankunts was QUITE the unexpected revelation.

Apparently, it is more important that I had been willing and then  declined, than to not have been willing in the first place.



(your monitor may not have the resolution to show the little brown spot I've added to the tongue on the smiley there, nevertheless, it's there)

[ignoramus]

Thanks for that wonderful mental picture while I'm having lunch!

[robvalue]

I have a lot of trouble telling if someone is hitting on me or taking the piss out of me. So that probably means it's always the latter.