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Poll: How do you think the world will end today?
This poll is closed.
Zombie apocalypse
29.41%
5 29.41%
Nuclear war
11.76%
2 11.76%
Global pandemic
17.65%
3 17.65%
Alien attack
23.53%
4 23.53%
Jesus just commits global genocide
17.65%
3 17.65%
Total 17 vote(s) 100%
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Happy apocalypse again everyone!
#41
RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
(October 8, 2015 at 1:03 pm)Deepthunk Wrote:
(October 7, 2015 at 7:54 pm)Evie Wrote: I  want an invincible happy robot apocalypse. Where was that option?

Here ya go

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I think that one fits the bill

Apart from being neither robots, happy, or invincible, of course. Otherwise that's spot on.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#42
RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
(October 8, 2015 at 3:02 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 1:03 pm)Deepthunk Wrote: Here ya go

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I think that one fits the bill

Apart from being neither robots, happy, or invincible, of course. Otherwise that's spot on.

You're just being picky.

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#43
RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
You're just pretending to be surprised.

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#44
RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
(October 8, 2015 at 12:47 pm)Deepthunk Wrote: I’ll do you one better, if their cells are incapable of dying then the individual cells can keep crawling toward you even if you scatter them to the winds with a gunshot, then you could have a situation where you inhale or ingest zombie cells and the cells could attack you from the inside like some kind of hyper-virulent infection (I think I just thought of an award winning scene for the next major zombie movie, BTW).

I think the only way to really kill a zombie is with fire, extreme cold, or acid baths, you have to kill each individual cell you see.
On a side note this post is starting to turn into the “treatment” for a really good zombie apocalypse movie.
How about we get a rocket, paint on the outside of the door "Free Brains". Once inside we close them in and shoot them into space. Maybe the sun. Not very cost effective. Boring movie.

Wasn't Will Smith in a zombie like movie where he was trying to make anti-zombie immunity/vaccination?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#45
RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
(October 8, 2015 at 1:46 pm)Losty Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 1:44 pm)Deepthunk Wrote: I'll give you another one if you post some more pictures of hot semi-naked fairy chicks,  Tongue

You're not doing it right Dodgy

ok there ya go,
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#46
RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
(October 8, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Losty Wrote: VOTE: lynch deepthunk

lmfao, would you be surprised to learn that's not the first time I've been threatened with a lynching?
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#47
RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
(October 8, 2015 at 4:14 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(October 8, 2015 at 12:47 pm)Deepthunk Wrote: I’ll do you one better, if their cells are incapable of dying then the individual cells can keep crawling toward you even if you scatter them to the winds with a gunshot, then you could have a situation where you inhale or ingest zombie cells and the cells could attack you from the inside like some kind of hyper-virulent infection (I think I just thought of an award winning scene for the next major zombie movie, BTW).

I think the only way to really kill a zombie is with fire, extreme cold, or acid baths, you have to kill each individual cell you see.
On a side note this post is starting to turn into the “treatment” for a really good zombie apocalypse movie.
How about we get a rocket, paint on the outside of the door "Free Brains". Once inside we close them in and shoot them into space. Maybe the sun. Not very cost effective. Boring movie.

Wasn't Will Smith in a zombie like movie where he was trying to make anti-zombie immunity/vaccination?

sort of, but they were infected with a virus that made them act zombie like, they weren't actually undead and they didn't use the visual if undead zombie cells infecting people and turning them into zombies in front of the camera, nor did he ever use acid or extreme cold to kill the zombies, so it all still works for a separate zombie movie.
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#48
RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
The film also cocked up the ending - and changed the whole point of the story - in which:


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#49
RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
Well I never knew that lol (!) Tongue
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#50
RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
Nor did I until I read it on Cracked. I get all my information from there. Apart from the bits I don't.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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