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Deepthunk · October 7, 2015 at 2:58 pm

Well, when I was a kid, religious people predicted again and again that the end of the world would be on 6/6/86, and while I may be dating myself by saying it, I survived that rapture.

Then there was a minor end of the world in 1992 few people heard about, suffice to say I survived that one too. Then of course there were like three or four things that were supposed to end the world in 1999 but somehow, despite being incredibly intoxicated, I made it through that medieval nightmare with dim memories of kissing a girl under the fireworks far to pretty to be kissing me and whose name I couldn't tell you in a million years.

then of course there was 6/6/06, and the infamous 2012, both times I managed to dodge gods global homicidal rages, somehow.

now, its time for another minor end of the world which, like 92, everyone will forget about tomorrow.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/natio.../73474162/

good luck people, remember, you cant just shoot the zombies in the head, you have to get them in the neck or behind the ear to sever the brain stem or they just keep coming.

**Iroscato** · October 7, 2015 at 3:17 pm

Zombie outbreak or GTFO. My replica katana thirsts for immediately breaking blood.

Longhorn · October 7, 2015 at 3:40 pm

(October 7, 2015 at 3:17 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Zombie outbreak or GTFO. My replica katana thirsts for immediately breaking blood.

Tbh though, it looks real enough to scare them off before they reach your delicious brains Big Grin

drfuzzy · October 7, 2015 at 4:15 pm

You didn't give us option 6: All of the above! (Would have gone for that one in a heartbeat.) or option 7: What? The world is ending AGAIN? -- Which would have been the truth but not as fun. Tongue

**The Valkyrie** · October 7, 2015 at 4:55 pm

You know, technically, I would consider all of these "end of worlders/rapturists" to be braindead zombies.

So, technically, the zombie apocalypse is already with us.

MentalGiant · October 7, 2015 at 5:11 pm

Maybe that's why the local Winco was so fucking busy at 1pm on a Wednesday afternoon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Regina · October 7, 2015 at 5:15 pm

Bring on the zombie apocalypse.

A part of me would actually find it exhilarating

**vorlon13** · October 7, 2015 at 5:41 pm

I have replaced the string cutting head on my trimmer with a 12 inch carbide tooth saw blade.

No shit, I could really fuck up some zombies with it.

**brewer** · October 7, 2015 at 5:41 pm

(October 7, 2015 at 2:58 pm)Deepthunk Wrote: you cant just shoot the zombies in the head, you have to get them in the neck or behind the ear to sever the brain stem or they just keep coming.

I think a head shot would work if you use a large enough caliber.

So, you cut their head off. What if the head keeps coming? Crawling with it's tongue like a clam? And the tongue morphs into a giraffe tongue? What if the Black Night in Python is real? There could be heads all over just waiting to bite my legs off.

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · October 7, 2015 at 6:14 pm

There is no damn Apocalypse!

But I like Beccs' interpretation.

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