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Happy apocalypse again everyone!

Poll: How do you think the world will end today?
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Zombie apocalypse
29.41%
 5 29.41%
Nuclear war
11.76%
 2 11.76%
Global pandemic
17.65%
 3 17.65%
Alien attack
23.53%
 4 23.53%
Jesus just commits global genocide
17.65%
 3 17.65%
Total 17 vote(s) 100%
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Happy apocalypse again everyone!
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Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 7, 2015 at 2:58 pm
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Iroscato Away Donators
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#2
RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 7, 2015 at 3:17 pm
Zombie outbreak or GTFO. My replica katana thirsts for immediately breaking blood.
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 7, 2015 at 3:40 pm
(October 7, 2015 at 3:17 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Zombie outbreak or GTFO. My replica katana thirsts for immediately breaking blood.

Tbh though, it looks real enough to scare them off before they reach your delicious brains Big Grin
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 7, 2015 at 4:15 pm
You didn't give us option 6: All of the above!   (Would have gone for that one in a heartbeat.)  or option 7: What? The world is ending AGAIN?   -- Which would have been the truth but not as fun.      Tongue
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 7, 2015 at 4:55 pm
You know, technically, I would consider all of these "end of worlders/rapturists" to be braindead zombies.

So, technically, the zombie apocalypse is already with us.

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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 7, 2015 at 5:11 pm
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 7, 2015 at 5:15 pm
Bring on the zombie apocalypse.

A part of me would actually find it exhilarating
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 7, 2015 at 5:41 pm
I have replaced the string cutting head on my trimmer with a 12 inch carbide tooth saw blade.

No shit, I could really fuck up some zombies with it.
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 7, 2015 at 5:41 pm
(October 7, 2015 at 2:58 pm)Deepthunk Wrote: you cant just shoot the zombies in the head, you have to get them in the neck or behind the ear to sever the brain stem or they just keep coming.
I think a head shot would work if you use a large enough caliber.

So, you cut their head off. What if the head keeps coming? Crawling with it's tongue like a clam? And the tongue morphs into a giraffe tongue? What if the Black Night in Python is real? There could be heads all over just waiting to bite my legs off.
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 7, 2015 at 6:14 pm
There is no damn Apocalypse!

But I like Beccs' interpretation.
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