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Bible way to Heaven

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Bible way to Heaven
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 14, 2015 at 8:22 am
^^ bro, the front colours brah. What gives?
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 14, 2015 at 8:22 am
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 14, 2015 at 8:23 am
Brah, font colour man.

Also, Y u sock?
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 14, 2015 at 8:26 am (This post was last modified: October 14, 2015 at 8:27 am by Mudhammam.)
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 14, 2015 at 8:28 am (This post was last modified: October 14, 2015 at 8:36 am by bro.)
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 14, 2015 at 8:49 am (This post was last modified: October 14, 2015 at 8:51 am by SofaKingHigh.)
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 14, 2015 at 8:52 am (This post was last modified: October 14, 2015 at 8:52 am by Homeless Nutter.)
It's a sock, alright.

A sock of a previously banned trolling poe c*nt, nonetheless...

Uhm... Welcome(?)...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 14, 2015 at 9:21 am
Ugh. Whyyyy do they think that's okay?
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 14, 2015 at 9:25 am
That doesn't surprise me as much as why they think that admitting it is going to end well.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 14, 2015 at 10:29 am
(October 14, 2015 at 9:21 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Ugh. Whyyyy do they think that's okay?

Because ah the love of Jesus, to save sinnin' heathens from their Just Desserts.
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