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FUCKING CATHOLICS!

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FUCKING CATHOLICS!
IATIA Offline
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#1
FUCKING CATHOLICS!
October 13, 2015 at 8:07 pm (This post was last modified: October 13, 2015 at 8:08 pm by IATIA.)
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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#2
RE: FUCKING CATHOLICS!
October 13, 2015 at 8:15 pm
I told you they suck.

We should probably leave them alone to molest children so they stop bothering us.


Hypocritical prick bastards.
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#3
RE: FUCKING CATHOLICS!
October 13, 2015 at 8:29 pm
Some of those complainers might need to experience Derby's Dose to understand what a real problem is so they quit pissing and moaning about trivial shit.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#4
RE: FUCKING CATHOLICS!
October 14, 2015 at 4:37 am
(October 13, 2015 at 8:07 pm)IATIA Wrote: "As a Catholic, what I see and hear is: ..."

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#5
RE: FUCKING CATHOLICS!
October 14, 2015 at 5:02 am
Does this mean we can start complaining about shows like "Songs of Praise"?
Because if anything deserves to be burned alive then shot out of a cannon its that smug, self-righteous, pretentious horseshit.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
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RE: FUCKING CATHOLICS!
October 14, 2015 at 7:40 am
Discovery Channel should have replied that Naked and Afraid was a Garden of Eden documentary concentrating on the moments immediately after Adam and Eve ate the fruit. I'm sure everything would have been cool then.
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RE: FUCKING CATHOLICS!
October 14, 2015 at 9:59 am
So once you're done fucking Catholics, which sect will you be setting your eyes on next?
freedomfromfallacy » I'm weighing my tears to see if the happy ones weigh the same as the sad ones.
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#8
RE: FUCKING CATHOLICS!
October 14, 2015 at 10:12 am
Oh, oh, oh, oh (in Arnold Horshak voice)

the MORMONS !!!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#9
RE: FUCKING CATHOLICS!
October 14, 2015 at 10:41 am
(October 13, 2015 at 8:29 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Some of those complainers might need to experience Derby's Dose to understand what a real problem is so they quit pissing and moaning about trivial shit.

Do I dare google it?

Well, I did, and the only thing I can think is, "Isn't human ingenuity grand?"
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RE: FUCKING CATHOLICS!
October 14, 2015 at 11:47 am
I attended Catholic School and that was a long time ago, all I can recall now is being slapped, slapped and slapped again.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
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