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Fucking Paul Ryan - No Balls
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Fucking Paul Ryan - No Balls
Can't even fire the fucking chaplain.  Why does congress even need a fucking chaplain? 

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/paul-ry...-chaplain/

Quote:Paul Ryan reverses on firing liberal chaplain

"Liberal?"  He's a fucking catholick.  Which seems to have been the real problem for the knuckle-dragging retards on the far right.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/opinion/u-s...-chaplain/

Quote:“The controversy,” reported the New York Times, “exposed long-simmering tensions between Roman Catholics and evangelical Christians over who should be the lawmakers’ religious counselor.”


This is why religion should be excluded from every facet of public life.  Fuck these ignorant shitheads and their fairy tales.
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RE: Fucking Paul Ryan - No Balls
I think the House needs a Lesbian Wiccan for their chaplain.


Or:


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Quote:HOSANNA! Paul Ryan has called off the Protestant Reformation in the House of Representatives. Yesterday, Reverend Patrick Conroy  his position as House Chaplain. And Paul Ryan, the “political Wunderkind” who just got cucked by a priest, un-accepted the previous resignation and retired to the cloakroom for several thousand Hail Marys.
Read more at https://wonkette.com/633484/paul-ryan-ge...b42ebOR.99
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I bet Ryan has a taut sac and sweaty wonderful balls . . .
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Smooth like an egg, huh.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(May 4, 2018 at 7:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I bet Ryan has a taut sac and sweaty wonderful balls . . .

That face alone makes me want to shove my D into his A.
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(May 4, 2018 at 7:08 pm)Kit Wrote:
(May 4, 2018 at 7:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I bet Ryan has a taut sac and sweaty wonderful balls . . .

That face alone makes me want to shove my D into his A.

That would be one way to move Santorum into the Speaker of the House seat.
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a little Santorum never hurt anyone
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