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I have news for you peeps of AF...
Minimalist Offline Donators
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 16, 2015 at 4:27 pm
(October 16, 2015 at 2:47 pm)Alex K Wrote: Son, stop trolling the web and do something with your life

- God

Not possible.

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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 16, 2015 at 4:31 pm
You don't have to believe me. Just research the name for yourself.

And that brings up the point about my brothers (Sophocles Euripides and Aristophanes). A quick wiki check runs them up as some really old "super kings". That definitely hits the spot.

But that isn't the point. Believe me or not, I'm just telling you what there is to say.
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 16, 2015 at 4:33 pm
"I got a confession to make" - Dave Grohl
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#34
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 16, 2015 at 5:04 pm
(October 16, 2015 at 4:25 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Wacky

Did that one just hit a new low?  
That's a lot further "out there" than the Professor . . . or the kid who thought Jeebus was haunting her . . . or the Hindu guy who keeps trying to convince us of some Asana Woo crap . . . 

Wow.

Don't compare this amateur asshat to the Professor! Smile
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 16, 2015 at 5:38 pm
At least the Professor seemed sincere in his delusions. This one is just playing a joke on us I think.
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 16, 2015 at 5:45 pm
Can I just say this is probably one of the better troll threads we've had. And I'm incredibly proud of the responses.
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 16, 2015 at 5:52 pm
Deep breath, JB. The nice nurse will be along shortly with your haloperidol, your wet pack, and your rectal thermometer.

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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 16, 2015 at 5:59 pm
(October 16, 2015 at 2:46 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: But there are 7 reigning kings of the kingdom of God that no atheist believes in.
How many brain cells did you burn off coming to that conclusion?
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 16, 2015 at 6:04 pm
(October 16, 2015 at 5:59 pm)LostLocke Wrote:
(October 16, 2015 at 2:46 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: But there are 7 reigning kings of the kingdom of God that no atheist believes in.
How many brain cells did you burn off coming to that conclusion?

My guess would be...all of them.

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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 16, 2015 at 6:16 pm
Holy shit has enrico got another contender for wackjob of the century?
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