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Without God You will Fail!

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Without God You will Fail!
Edwardo Piet Away
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#91
RE: Without God You will Fail!
October 17, 2015 at 6:45 pm
Well God likes Satan... that's why he lets Satan do his naughty thing.

Naughty thing? TBH Satan killed about 10 people in the Bible and Yahweh killed thousands and thousands. Is Satan really the bad guy?
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#92
RE: Without God You will Fail!
October 17, 2015 at 6:46 pm
Yeah Satan needs a better pr agency.
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#93
RE: Without God You will Fail!
October 17, 2015 at 6:48 pm
(October 17, 2015 at 6:34 pm)Beccs Wrote: You're banned?

Where's your god now?

In the hall of shame, with his IP blocked c:
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#94
RE: Without God You will Fail!
October 17, 2015 at 6:57 pm
(October 17, 2015 at 10:00 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(October 17, 2015 at 9:40 am)Gods Squad Wrote: YOU DON'T TELL GOD WHAT TO DO!

I just told god to give your mom a**-cancer. So no more anal for you. Keep it up - and I'll make him give her lock-jaw...

... Hopefully while mom's fellating Junior here.

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RE: Without God You will Fail!
October 17, 2015 at 7:05 pm
(October 17, 2015 at 6:45 pm)Evie Wrote: Well God likes Satan... that's why he lets Satan do his naughty thing.

Naughty thing? TBH Satan killed about 10 people in the Bible and Yahweh killed thousands and thousands. Is Satan really the bad guy?

Satan is the fall guy. The scapegoat. We all know how much they like scapegoating.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Without God You will Fail!
October 17, 2015 at 7:07 pm (This post was last modified: October 17, 2015 at 7:08 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Just because Satan's Halloween costume as a snake in Genesis was so convincing it made God get jealous so God decided to scapegoat him. God eh? What a cunt.
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#97
RE: Without God You will Fail!
October 18, 2015 at 6:27 am
(October 17, 2015 at 6:34 pm)Beccs Wrote: You're banned?

Where's your god now?

It was Thor who squished him.
Thor doesn't like people worshipping false gods.  Who knew?
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RE: Without God You will Fail!
October 18, 2015 at 8:07 am
Oh yeah! We forgot to mention that. Thor is the real God. You'd better...

Oh, too late. Splat!
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RE: Without God You will Fail!
October 18, 2015 at 9:27 am
(October 17, 2015 at 8:26 am)Gods Squad Wrote:
(October 17, 2015 at 8:15 am)Chad32 Wrote: I'd rather the god I'm worshiping be more competent. the bible shows repeated failures in getting the world to be how he wants it to be. Eden didn't work. The flood didn't work. Having his followers kill people who didn't follow him didn't work. Jesus' death is only going to save a minority of people. As much as he supposedly does, it never seems to be enough to get at least most of the world to follow him, unless you include christianity, judaism, and islam in the same group. Even then his followers kill each other over how to follow him.

Nevermind the only reason we would "fail" is because he's apparently going to make sure we don't enjoy the afterlife if we die without dedicating ourselves to him. In all honesty, he seems to be the problem. Not the solution.

Stop being an idiot.

Believe in God.

God is 100% Perfect.

Oh look!  The religious person is coaching us on how to improve ourselves.  How generous.   Dodgy
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RE: Without God You will Fail!
October 19, 2015 at 12:48 am (This post was last modified: October 19, 2015 at 12:48 am by T.J..)
Strangely enough my success/failure ratio hasn't changed a bit since converting.
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