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Why 'God' Is A fucking Dick

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Why 'God' Is A fucking Dick
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Why 'God' Is A fucking Dick
October 23, 2015 at 5:04 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/why-does...ad-temper/

Quote:Why does the Judeo-Christian God have such a bad temper?
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RE: Why 'God' Is A fucking Dick
October 23, 2015 at 5:17 pm
He's also a pussy, judging by all the hiding.
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RE: Why 'God' Is A fucking Dick
October 23, 2015 at 5:50 pm
That, too.
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RE: Why 'God' Is A fucking Dick
October 23, 2015 at 6:18 pm
(October 23, 2015 at 5:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/why-does...ad-temper/

Quote:Why does the Judeo-Christian God have such a bad temper?
omni-egotist, duh! Dodgy
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RE: Why 'God' Is A fucking Dick
October 23, 2015 at 6:39 pm
psychologist: Um a Mr.Yaweh is it?
Yaweh: Dammit man call me god or i will smite you!  Angry

psychologist: You haven't been on your meds have you?

Yaweh: Y-yeah.. but's that's beside the point...

psychologist: You are a being with almost infinite power and with that you show no responsibility off the medication 

Yaweh: WHAT?! I'll show you responsibility 

psychologist: what reponsiblity the fact you cursed humanity for a thought crime

Yaweh: I didn't want them to think ugh fine i'll  give them my son he dies everything will be fine

psychologist: You... do that....*sighs fustrated*

*later that session*

psychologist: so you are telling me *smoking a cigarette* you flooded the  earth 

Yaweh:  yeah i sure did  *smoking a cigarette*

psychologist: you sir are one fucked up individual *laughs*

Yaweh: I know right and humans are that stupid to think i am the good guy who they really should be following is the devil

pyschologist:  *looks at Yaweh* so this is some type of game to you to begin with 

Yaweh: what do you think i created you as well you should have thought about that

psychologist: well fuck you
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RE: Why 'God' Is A fucking Dick
October 23, 2015 at 6:49 pm
I might be that bad tempered if I was that ugly.
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