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Fucking Epic Comic: Jesus Christ
May 30, 2010 at 8:50 pm
In light of my return to these boards (it's improbable that many of you remember me though) I have something fun to share with you. Some of you may know of it, and some of you may find it stupid. Unfortunately, my high school friends (99.9% of Georgia US is conservative christian, and no that isn't a valid statistic but it's close enough) do not share my joy in this great comic. So behold my fellow heathens,
JESUS CHRIST IN THE NAME OF THE GUN!!!
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RE: Fucking Epic Comic: Jesus Christ
May 31, 2010 at 8:49 am
Now that should be in the bible.
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RE: Fucking Epic Comic: Jesus Christ
May 31, 2010 at 10:15 am
Neat!
I quite enjoyed that. Jesus has to shit whenever he resurrects anyone.
Love how it was done in the classic Sgt. York/ Sgt. Rock comic styles.
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RE: Fucking Epic Comic: Jesus Christ
May 31, 2010 at 12:40 pm
This is great! Thanks for the link. My favorite Jesus quote: "Suck my balls, Nazi bastards!"
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RE: Fucking Epic Comic: Jesus Christ
May 31, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Haha. I love that one too ^^
I love how he kicks the first nazi. He fuckin runs on the guys piss. I understand what the germans said too, even the non-translated parts.
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RE: Fucking Epic Comic: Jesus Christ
June 1, 2010 at 6:19 am
Yes. I posted it originally.
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RE: Fucking Epic Comic: Jesus Christ
June 1, 2010 at 7:48 am
I missed it when Syn posted it. So I thanks Disin for the repost.
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RE: Fucking Epic Comic: Jesus Christ
June 1, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Sorry about that
I can't wait for the next one, because it's about the Inquisition. They'll probably cover the crusades. If they do, you KNOW that's going to be amazing. Jesus in the middle of a battlefield filled with soldiers, and nothing but a sword. Sword fights > Gun fights for me. Of course, the inquisition will be swords too, but at least there's more soldiers to kill in the crusades bit. I hope he kills everyone (and he probably will).
And what the hell is up with Ernest Hemingway? Who thinks to put him in there with a tank-proof suit?
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RE: Fucking Epic Comic: Jesus Christ
June 1, 2010 at 10:03 pm
He stopped making the comic... the makers are christian and felt they were damaging their faith.
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