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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 2:26 pm
(October 29, 2015 at 2:22 pm)abaris Wrote: (October 29, 2015 at 2:13 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: "Hickory stick"? I've never heard penis being called that before...
Reminds me of a corner deli, right in front of the economics university of Vienna. It called itself the "Pleasure Root" (Genusswurzel), which of course is one of the vulgar terms for cock. Lasted for about a year before a name change took place.
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 2:33 pm
Whats the big deal about waving a hickory stick?
As far as I know, Pastor Phillip never actually hit any of the Ugandans.
When I was in youth group he would hit me with the hickory stick if I ever gave him lip.
I didn't like it at the time, but in hindisght I realized I needed it ( I was acting out...).
He gives them more good things then they've ever had in their lives..
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 2:39 pm
^ Lol what makes you think its "love?"
Is it love when the lecherous Hugh Hefner enjoys his harem of hussies?
Is it love when Miley Cyrus parades herself like a proud slut, hopping from one impressionable young man to the next?
I admit there might be some form of "affection" but it just isn't natural.
But you have to admit there is a fair degree of lust/naughtiness involved.
Pastor Phillip did not push any laws. He only sought to support Christians in Africa
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 2:40 pm
(This post was last modified: October 29, 2015 at 2:41 pm by Homeless Nutter.)
(October 29, 2015 at 2:33 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: [...]
When I was in youth group he would hit me with the hickory stick if I ever gave him lip.
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"Gave lip"? I've never heard oral sex described in that manner before. Out of curiosity - are you going to talk about anything other than child-f***ing?
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 2:40 pm
So, which of the idiot trolls do y'all think this one is? Not clever, or particularly funny.
Smells vaguely familiar; sort of like being downwind from a stockyard.
I think I prefer the fire-brimstone burn-in-hell atheist fool/devil type of poe/troll. This one is boring. Can we please get a new one?
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 2:41 pm
Well I'd say it's more love than sending people to hell because they don't love you back.
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