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Missionary Activity?
#81
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 29, 2015 at 11:35 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(October 29, 2015 at 12:46 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: I think Athesits just hate the fact that people are on fire for the lord

Where did you get that idea?

I absolutely love it when people who are for the lord are also on fire.

Always leads to an intriguing moral dilemma, Chuck.  If some xtian shitwit was on fire would you piss on him/her to put out the fire or let them burn?
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#82
RE: Missionary Activity?
I think "TrueChristian" has done a "shit and run" on a number of his posts.  No surprise there.
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#83
RE: Missionary Activity?
Most theists disregard many responses only to respond to those they think to which they provide brilliant answers that should somehow wow us into converting. Silly them.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#84
RE: Missionary Activity?
Would it be an abuse of power for there to be a "shit and run" subforum, where the mods could move threads like this?

Also maybe a "shit and then more shit" one for people who make no serious attempt to discuss replies.

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#85
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 30, 2015 at 12:32 am)robvalue Wrote: Would it be an abuse of power for there to be a "shit and run" subforum, where the mods could move threads like this?

Also maybe a "shit and then more shit" one for people who make no serious attempt to discuss replies.

Tongue

The idea has merit, but I really don't think we are qualified to get in the business of predicting whether or not the shit-n-runners are coming back or not.
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#86
RE: Missionary Activity?
I don't understand the motivation for "shit and run". Is it something like those kids who put flaming bags of poop on porches for people to stomp out when the kids ring the doorbell and run?

Or are there just legions of frustrated Christians, hoping against hope that THEY will be the one to storm the gates of hell and rescue those smug atheist heathens from their misguided ways... they finally get up the courage to dash in here and drop a shit, then quickly see they're way, way, way in over their heads and run for it?

The world may never know.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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#87
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 30, 2015 at 12:14 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 29, 2015 at 11:35 pm)Chuck Wrote: Where did you get that idea?

I absolutely love it when people who are for the lord are also on fire.

Always leads to an intriguing moral dilemma, Chuck.  If some xtian shitwit was on fire would you piss on him/her to put out the fire or let them burn?

A dilemma indeed, min.  If I ever run across some xtian shitwit on fire, I would have to really take my time, examine the problem from every angle, and ponder what would be the better thing to do.
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#88
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 29, 2015 at 5:14 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(October 29, 2015 at 5:10 pm)Tartarus Sauce Wrote: Very positive, call me vanilla but the missionary position is one of my favorites.

Definitely for the first time with a new partner...

I would have thought you would have informed them to the full terms and conditions of your sex routine right from the get go to suss out the unsatisfactory suitors that couldn't, well, "keep up" so to speak.

Now I see you're more like a Venus flytrap: you seduce them with promises of sweet, intimate, tender missionary and then ensnare them into the 24/7 cycle of handstanding, ceiling-to-floor, jackhammer pile-driving, reverse 69ing.

You sly little vixen, you.
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#89
RE: Missionary Activity?
(October 30, 2015 at 12:59 am)Chuck Wrote:
(October 30, 2015 at 12:14 am)Minimalist Wrote: Always leads to an intriguing moral dilemma, Chuck.  If some xtian shitwit was on fire would you piss on him/her to put out the fire or let them burn?

A dilemma indeed, min.  If I ever run across some xtian shitwit on fire, I would have to really take my time, examine the problem from every angle, and ponder what would be the better thing to do.

Agreed.  You can't rush into these decisions.
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#90
RE: Missionary Activity?
Right! Formulating and testing various models takes time, even with the latest technology to hand.
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