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Christmas shit ALREADY?!
#1
Christmas shit ALREADY?!
For the past few weeks, I've been seeing it slowly ooze into store displays. When I was a kid (which was only the 90's!) Christmas shit didn't seem to appear until right before Thanksgiving. Now it's out in fucking August. WTF?
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#2
RE: Christmas shit ALREADY?!
You are seeing it now? It's been weeks since the stores have started prepping for christmas.
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#3
RE: Christmas shit ALREADY?!
Yup.

I've encountered people who start counting down to Christmas just after new years...

It's getting earlier and earlier. As are Easter eggs...
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#4
RE: Christmas shit ALREADY?!
[Cranky old man voice]:  I remember when Christmas didn't start until November 1st, the way Jesus intended.
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#5
RE: Christmas shit ALREADY?!
They're milking it as hard as they can before the tits dry up, is all.
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#6
RE: Christmas shit ALREADY?!
November 1, Crossless?  December 1!!!  
I agree with the OP  -- before Thanksgiving is just WRONG.  Before Halloween . . . we need 
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#7
RE: Christmas shit ALREADY?!
I saw christmas stuff in a store a couple of weeks ago. It's always annoyed me that christmas is overshadowing fall festivals. Bad enough it overshadows thanksgiving, but halloween too? I want to see scarecrows and pumpkins. Not snowmen and reindeer. Is it any wonder some people believe you should take your xmas decoration down on the 26th of December?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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#8
RE: Christmas shit ALREADY?!
The christmas stuff usually starts creeping in around September time here in the UK. Even in my lifetime, it's gotten worse Tongue
(Not that I mind, I still facking love christmas)
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RE: Christmas shit ALREADY?!
(October 29, 2015 at 4:48 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: [Cranky old man voice]:  I remember when Christmas didn't start until November 1st, the way Jesus intended.

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#10
RE: Christmas shit ALREADY?!
The fuckers need to put the $ in xma$.
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