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Are there animals in heaven?

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Are there animals in heaven?
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RE: Are there animals in heaven?
November 7, 2015 at 2:09 pm
Is there some special technique involved? Wank potatos sounds kind of excotic.
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RE: Are there animals in heaven?
November 7, 2015 at 2:30 pm
I was gonna make potatoes for dinner, but now I am not so sure.
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RE: Are there animals in heaven?
November 7, 2015 at 3:13 pm
Ah, yes, it's spelled potatoes. I'm still in the grip of Dan Quayle misspelling it in singular that I didn't dare insert the E in plural.

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RE: Are there animals in heaven?
November 7, 2015 at 3:25 pm
I imagine it's loaded with jackasses.

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