The Special "Carson is a Fucking Lunatic" Thread

[Minimalist]

With this idiot running his mouth this thread will fill up in a hurry.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/ben-cars...ed-on-god/

Ben Carson: Humans walked on the moon because America was founded on God

[houseofcantor]

"My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain," Carson said. "Now all the archeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs' graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it. And I don't think it'd just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain."

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ben-carsons-...-pyramids/

[Silver]

People in this country use the word god in order to promote their own agenda, nothing more. That is what god has become.

Kind of good, if one thinks about it.

[Minimalist]

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/morning-...tower-too/

Morning Joe hosts scorch Ben Carson: Does he think Noah built the Eiffel Tower, too?

[The Valkyrie]

Further evidence that someone can be brilliant in one field and completely fucking deluded about everything else.

[Athene]

Further evidence that someone can be brilliant in one field and completely fucking deluded about everything else.

Or a fucking panderer.
Maybe a bit of both.

[Jackalope]

I dunno, if I was so inclined to pander, I could think of easier gigs than the Seventh Day Adventists. I think the dude is a True Believer™ - which to my mind, makes him far more dangerous than a huckster would be.

[Reforged]

"My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain," Carson said. "Now all the archeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs' graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it. And I don't think it'd just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain."

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ben-carsons-...-pyramids/

That is adorable! This guy is like a cartoon character!
Oh wow I hope he gets elected, I really do. Theres bugger all on TV these days.

[Jackalope]

No, fuck you Drake. I have to live in this fucking country.

[Reforged]

No, fuck you Drake.  I have to live in this fucking country.  

Hes going to store grain in your white house and theres absolutely nothing you can do about it except hope I'm able to get some decent toffee popcorn to maximize my viewing pleasure. One sec, heres an inspirational quote to make you all feel better;

"[W]hen you look at the way that the pyramids are made, with many chambers that are hermetically sealed, they'd have to be that way for various reasons. And various of scientists have said, 'Well, you know there were alien beings that came down and they have special knowledge and that's how--' you know, it doesn't require an alien being when God is with you."

Ben Carson, the next president of the United States of America.