The Special "Carson is a Fucking Lunatic" Thread

[Jackalope]

[Minimalist]

This fucker is trying to look all Gangsta!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/ben-cars...d-but-why/

Ben Carson might be lying about stabbing people and getting robbed — but why?

I guess he doesn't want to look like a pussy like Jeb.

But no one who knew him growing up backs the story.  CNN went to his old Detroit neighborhood and interviewed neighbors who said he was always a smart nerd with thick glasses.  It seems the only thing that happened when he became a jesus freak is that he forgot how to tell the truth.

Not uncommon, I suppose.

[Manowar]

He also said "A lot of people who go into prison straight, and when they come out they’re gay." LOL
This guy will lose ground soon, people will actually start hearing what he has to say and his numbers will go South

manowar

[Chad32]

I don't know. People in the south will take anything as long as you believe in Jesus.

[Faith No More]

He'll start losing big donors with all of this nonsense, though. They want to put their money behind someone who can win the general election, and you sure as shit can't get the swing voters by being a total lunatic.

It's all moot anyway. We have so long until the election that this point in the campaign is pretty worthless. Remember, Michelle Bachman was the front runner at this point last time.

[Minimalist]

Whoops.  Carson must have a really big dick because he keeps stepping on it.


http://www.politico.com/story/2015/11/be...int-215598

Ben Carson admits fabricating West Point scholarship
Carson's campaign on Friday conceded that a central point in his inspirational personal story did not occur as he previously described.

When one lie is detected a thousand are suspected!

Your 15 minutes is almost up, asshole.  Go read your fucking bible.

[Crossless2.0]

I can't help but think that Carson was never really serious about winning the presidency anyway. In this fucked up country, there's nothing like a doomed presidential bid that appeals to the lunatic fringe to score a sweet book deal, a talking-head spot on Fox News, or a lucrative stint giving canned speeches to the idiots who will still line up to hear his drivel long after his campaign goes down in flames.

There will always be a percentage of Christians who will hold him dear for "standing up" for his stupid beliefs. But Min's right: the clock is running and he'll soon reach his sell-by date, after which he'll have trouble cashing in on his celebrity. He's this year's Alan Keyes, nothing more.

Alan who?

My point exactly.

[Anomalocaris]

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With this idiot running his mouth this thread will fill up in a hurry.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/ben-cars...ed-on-god/

Ben Carson: Humans walked on the moon because America was founded on God

The first human reached space because the Soviet Union rejected god. This game is unfairly easy.

[Anomalocaris]

Oh, yes, he thinks the Egyptian pyramids were grain silos because the bible said so.

Yes, a storage silo that is 99.9% solid rock by volume.

[Exian]

I don't care what his thoughts on the pyramids are, he's running for the presidency. That he thought he ought to say anything on the pyramids is looney enough for me.

"I have decided to throw my hat into the ring, so naturally, here's what I think about the pyramids..."

...huh?