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~~Edwardo Piet~~ · November 22, 2015 at 5:46 pm

(November 22, 2015 at 5:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Take my leg. Please. (Henny Youngman, c 1930)

Which would you take: Never listen to another song, or never see another film?

Boru

Let's put it this way... if I had to take the first option I may spend 10 years considering or even attempting suicide, music is my life.

If I took the 2nd option it wouldn't even be a big deal, I would miss out on some great films but I really wouldn't give a shit and I'd have time for some more important things.

It would mean I couldn't go and see a cool movie at the cinema with friends and family, but that doesn't happen very often anyway.

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · November 22, 2015 at 5:47 pm

What would you do if you had to choose between never having sex again or never masturbating again?

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · November 22, 2015 at 5:54 pm

I'd easily pass on whipping the hog, but no sex? Can't live me life that way.

What would you do if pizza were outlawed, and to be found in possession of one merited a long prison sentence?

Boru

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · (This post was last modified: November 22, 2015 at 6:01 pm by Edwardo Piet.)

(November 22, 2015 at 5:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'd easily pass on whipping the hog, but no sex? Can't live me life that way.

I'd much rather go without the former too, but unfortunately for my entire life minus 1 year four months the latter is already happening.

If I could get regular sex I would much rather give up the former, but if I try to give up the former anytime soon I'll go crazy because I can never get the latter anyway 99.99999999% of the time thus far anyway!

Oh how I want this to change! Anywayz...

Quote:What would you do if pizza were outlawed, and to be found in possession of one merited a long prison sentence?

Stop eating pizza and eat more other tasty foods. Pizza is one of my favourites, already had some today in fact. Luckily I'm not fussy and there's loads of other awesome foods too.

What would you do if forums such as AF.org were outlawed and merely saying something anti-religious or leaving facebook comments such as "God doesn't exist, religion is absurd" merited a long prison sentence for "Blasphemy and anti-social offensive hate crimes against religious people"?

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · November 22, 2015 at 6:07 pm

Quote:What would you do if forums such as AF.org were outlawed and merely saying something anti-religious or leaving facebook comments such as "God doesn't exist, religion is absurd" merited a long prison sentence for "Blasphemy and anti-social offensive hate crimes against religious people"?

I'd wonder how the fuck I got drunk enough to wind up in Saudi Arabia.

What would you do if you had to pay in order to vote in the next election?

Boru

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · (This post was last modified: November 22, 2015 at 6:12 pm by Edwardo Piet.)

Not vote. Can't afford to pay for that. In fact I don't know why I bother voting these days really... as a matter of principle I do, but the Cuntservatives keep getting in and I fucking hate that fucking party.

What would you do if David Cameron turned up at your door and asked you if you wanted to play Monopoly with him and if you won he'd give you whatever you won in Monopoly money in real money, and he signed a contract that meant he really had to legally pay you that if you won.... but it was all on the condition that he could touch himself while he watched you eat bacon next to the fireplace with the heating on full, in the hottest time of summer, for an hour...?

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · November 22, 2015 at 6:21 pm

I would punch David Cameron in the face. Not for the intriguing and moderately perverted offer he made, but for the inexcusably bad behavior of being David Cameron.

What would you do if all restaurants were banned?

Boru

ignoramus · November 22, 2015 at 6:34 pm

I'd eat at maccas instead!
What would you do if like quantum leap you just realised that you are a devout Muslim praying with all the others in some foreign country!

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · (This post was last modified: November 22, 2015 at 6:42 pm by Edwardo Piet.)

(November 22, 2015 at 6:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I would punch David Cameron in the face. Not for the intriguing and moderately perverted offer he made, but for the inexcusably bad behavior of being David Cameron.

Oh my FUCK I just laughed so hard it almost reached orgasmic level OH MY FUCK. Okay, pretty sure I already repped you but if I haven't you are getting rep for that anyway.

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · November 22, 2015 at 6:54 pm

(November 22, 2015 at 6:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I'd eat at maccas instead!
What would you do if like quantum leap you just realised that you are a devout Muslim praying with all the others in some foreign country!

See Post #115, this thread.

Boru

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