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I am the One True Turtle

Poll: do you bow down to The One True Turtle?
This poll is closed.
Yes! I bow before your Omni-Turtleyness! G-Rob is the anti-turtle!
9.09%
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Robvalue is indeed God-Rob/G-Rob. You are the imposter now go fuck yourself shit for brains!
18.18%
 2 18.18%
i iz undecided can i haz cookie while i wait make decision-timings?
72.73%
 8 72.73%
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#41
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 17, 2015 at 10:38 pm
I don't bow to anyone.

Especially Yurtle the Turtle wannabes...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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#42
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 17, 2015 at 10:42 pm
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#43
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 17, 2015 at 10:48 pm
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#44
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 17, 2015 at 10:49 pm
Dr. Seuss kicks ass. Just has to be said.
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#45
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 17, 2015 at 11:19 pm
Well, only if you somehow reanimated him...

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#46
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 17, 2015 at 11:35 pm (This post was last modified: November 17, 2015 at 11:35 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
No way. You blasphemed Dr Seuss. You called the Seussian turtle "Yurtle the Turtle" when he's actually "Yertle the Turtle". Turtle knows this because Turtle is The One True Turtle.
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#47
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 18, 2015 at 1:38 am (This post was last modified: November 18, 2015 at 1:39 am by robvalue.)
(November 17, 2015 at 10:29 pm)Evie Wrote:
(November 17, 2015 at 4:24 pm)robvalue Wrote: This is the way of the old gods. They are dead!

The new gods are those of science! Evidence is the new faith.

Besides, you're giving quite a bit of evidence yourself here Tongue

No I am not giving evidence at all, I am giving fallacious reasoning like any truly godly being would.

You're saying stuff! That's evidence! Old style gods only send incoherent, differing messages through millions of different people.

I'm winning 2-1 so the poll is over, I win. I win! I'm god, so I get to say when the poll is over. Bow to my value.
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#48
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 18, 2015 at 1:49 am
Saying stuff is not evidence.

David Icke says stuff.
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#49
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 18, 2015 at 2:11 am
Don't you dare pick on the other dimensional lizard illuminati!
He's my favourite!

Everything he says must be true because he was a journo for the bbc of 20 years.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 18, 2015 at 2:16 am
David Icke saying stuff is evidence of David Icke. Unfortunately.
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