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I am the One True Turtle

Poll: do you bow down to The One True Turtle?
This poll is closed.
Yes! I bow before your Omni-Turtleyness! G-Rob is the anti-turtle!
9.09%
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Robvalue is indeed God-Rob/G-Rob. You are the imposter now go fuck yourself shit for brains!
18.18%
 2 18.18%
i iz undecided can i haz cookie while i wait make decision-timings?
72.73%
 8 72.73%
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I am the One True Turtle
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#71
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 24, 2015 at 3:03 am
This is bollocks! I want my own way!

I'm so gonna randomly blow something up now.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 24, 2015 at 3:21 am
Rob, did you forget that you're supposed to be the god, not one of your followers!
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 24, 2015 at 3:35 am
Oh, whoops! I keep getting confused.

Gods can do this stuff too. Remember when I blew up the whole of Sodom and Gomorrah because I found one guy picking his nose there? Or near there. It was somewhere. Someone definitely picked their nose. Probably.
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#74
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 24, 2015 at 2:20 pm
(November 23, 2015 at 10:40 pm)Beccs Wrote: War is on, shelly.

? I'm not shelly. Mrs Tibs is Shelly.
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#75
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 24, 2015 at 2:59 pm
(November 24, 2015 at 3:35 am)robvalue Wrote: Oh, whoops! I keep getting confused.

Gods can do this stuff too. Remember when I blew up the whole of Sodom and Gomorrah because I found one guy picking his nose there? Or near there. It was somewhere. Someone definitely picked their nose. Probably.

The were picking some one else's nose.  That made it perverted and merited nuking the whole place.
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#76
RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 24, 2015 at 8:22 pm
As you do.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 25, 2015 at 2:24 am (This post was last modified: November 25, 2015 at 2:25 am by robvalue.)
Oh yeah! That was it. That made me so angry. God-angry of course, not human-angry. God-angry is righteous and loving, as is God-genocide.
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 25, 2015 at 5:51 am
(November 25, 2015 at 2:24 am)robvalue Wrote: God-angry is righteous and loving, as is God-genocide.

Turtle-waterboarding is better. Just saying. Who doesn't want a turtle to make them wet? Giggle
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
December 2, 2015 at 1:40 am (This post was last modified: December 2, 2015 at 1:41 am by Heat.)
I thought you had more the body structure of a hippo, but suit yourself I guess.

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RE: I am the One True Turtle
December 2, 2015 at 1:43 am (This post was last modified: December 2, 2015 at 1:43 am by robvalue.)
So I think we can all agree on the results of this poll. The hierarchy can be:

Me (God)
One true turtle (Cushy desk job, no hard feelings)
Everyone else (Plebs)
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