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sexual themes in Protestant hymns

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sexual themes in Protestant hymns
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RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns
November 20, 2015 at 7:30 am
(November 19, 2015 at 11:28 am)Thena323 Wrote: What you need is super-sexy yet modestly dressed, somewhat racially ambiguous, Christian convert with a slightly harrowing backstory. Only mediocre singing ability required...the studio can clean that up. A little crying would take care of the live performances. 

Cha-ching!

 Cath?  get that shure mic out of your attic.

your devotion is needed.  Shy
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RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns
November 30, 2015 at 2:58 pm
I like the South Park episode 'Christian Rock Hard'. Cartman explains that you can change any song into a Christian Rock song by substituting 'baby' with 'Jesus'. I guess it would probably work the other way around.
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RE: sexual themes in Protestant hymns
November 30, 2015 at 3:51 pm
(November 30, 2015 at 2:58 pm)jcvamp Wrote: I like the South Park episode 'Christian Rock Hard'. Cartman explains that you can change any song into a Christian Rock song by substituting 'baby' with 'Jesus'. I guess it would probably work the other way around.

Yep. Check out page 2 of this thread. Folks got all creative.   Tongue
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