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Butt Wiping Techniques

Poll: When I poop...
This poll is closed.
I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.
55.56%
 15 55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.
22.22%
 6 22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.
7.41%
 2 7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)
14.81%
 4 14.81%
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Butt Wiping Techniques
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 7:18 am
I don't think only humans are kinky.

I'm a turtle and I'm fucking kinky.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
Evie, I'm trying to be David Attenborough serious!
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaUJJpp3X0Y
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 7:29 am
bastard! now I'm cracking one!
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 7:59 am (This post was last modified: February 6, 2016 at 7:59 am by Edwardo Piet.)
I love my mayo. I makes it.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 8:13 am
(November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(November 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: How the hell do you wipe while still sitting down?

I answered that I wipe at first while sitting, and then get up and wipe some more to finish off the job. I don't know how people just wipe sitting, either. The back part of the toilet seat is right there and doesn't give much space for you to get your whole hand down there very well.

I do this, evidently I'm the only other one according to the poll.  Big Grin
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 10:28 am
(February 6, 2016 at 7:18 am)Evie Wrote: I don't think only humans are kinky.

I'm a turtle and I'm fucking kinky.

yes. 

Once again...turtle with a shoe fetish:



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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 10:33 am
(February 6, 2016 at 7:17 am)ignoramus Wrote: A serious question.
Them elephants!
WTF is going on there?
Is their trunk a hand or a nose?
Is that normal amongst elephants or is that one kinky? Why would we think only humans are kinky?
Was it helping the other elephant with a blockage or was it just stealing a snack?

I have no idea.

I only posted the gif to illustrate how this thread means that we users on AF know too much about each other
when we know about each other's butt-wiping protocols.

We are, like those elephants, all up in each other's business.

Way too up.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 10:48 am
Wonder if an elephant has ever put a turtle up another elephant's bum ?
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 2:12 pm (This post was last modified: February 6, 2016 at 2:14 pm by MTL.)
Hey Vorlon,

have you ever heard of a place in France called "La Fistinière"?

If not, (and you are 18+) then Google it.

(I actually have no idea how old you are)
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