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Doctrine of atheism WTF?
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Also read atheist books all day long and insult people who've never read them
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
The doctrine of atheism is doing what you feel is the right thing despite any/all other doctrines.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  RE: Doctrine of atheism WTF?
November 21, 2015 at 7:48 pm
(This post was last modified: November 21, 2015 at 7:48 pm by JesusHChrist.)
Doctrines of atheism?
1. Hate god 2. Deny god exists so you can keep on sinning 3. Keep on sinning, specially the dirty kind of sinning 4. Dine on babies, sushi, wombats, stoats, badgers, cake and ice cream 5. Drink lots of wine, beer and the occasional single malt. One bourbon, one scotch and one beer is also acceptable 6. Listen to devil music - Abba, Black Sabbath, Dio, Stockhausen, Beethoven, etc. 
For extra atheist credit:
wear mixed fabric clothing decline to drink poison and handle serpents to show the strength of your atheism don't spray fig trees with defoliant The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
If you don't have Starbucks write "Suck It Jesus" on your cup you're right out.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
RE: Doctrine of atheism WTF?
November 21, 2015 at 9:15 pm
(This post was last modified: November 21, 2015 at 9:15 pm by ignoramus.)
All rebellious atheists must roast pork for Christmas with a genetically modified apple in its mouth.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (November 21, 2015 at 2:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Atheism = there is no evidence for any gods...especially yours. I don't understand; I have no god???? 
Robert
Today is the best day of my life and tomorrow will be even better. 
The Doctrine of Atheism is that we all praise the great and powerful Atheismo, right?
I mean... that's what this is. A forum dedicated to the worship of Atheismo, bringer of stuff. All hail Atheismo. That's why you're all here, right?
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be. |
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