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November 22, 2015 at 10:57 pm
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RE: Science nerd humor
November 22, 2015 at 11:44 pm
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RE: Science nerd humor
November 22, 2015 at 11:50 pm
The funniest combination is 2 helium atoms! HEHE!
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RE: Science nerd humor
November 23, 2015 at 3:22 am
CF Weizsäcker made the joke,

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What is matter? Never mind!
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RE: Science nerd humor
November 23, 2015 at 4:13 am (This post was last modified: November 23, 2015 at 4:14 am by Darkstar.)
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RE: Science nerd humor
November 23, 2015 at 4:24 am
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RE: Science nerd humor
November 23, 2015 at 5:51 am
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January 2, 2016 at 6:28 pm
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RE: Science nerd humor
January 2, 2016 at 6:51 pm
An atomic nucleus comes to a bar and says: I think I lost an electron here last night, have you seen it. Says the bartender: are you sure? Says the nucleus:
Yes, I'm positive!
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RE: Science nerd humor
January 2, 2016 at 6:53 pm
(January 2, 2016 at 6:51 pm)Quantum Wrote: An atomic nucleus comes to a bar and says: I think I lost an electron here last night, have you seen it. Says the bartender: are you sure? Says the nucleus:
Yes, I'm positive!

What did the one test-tube say to the other?

You're over reacting!!
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