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Funny sounding products/business names.
#11
RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
How the fuck is this a commercially viable product ??




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#12
RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
Quite a few people don't like regular coconut, how is a MUTANT variety that is GELATINOUS going to be an improvement ??????


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#13
RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
My friend from work who is a lesbian told me about a lesbian bar called Tongue and Groove.

I want to find a couple of gay dudes both named Mike and open a gay karaoke bar called Open Mikes.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#14
RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
(November 26, 2015 at 11:13 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Quite a few people don't like regular coconut, how is a MUTANT variety that is GELATINOUS going to be an improvement ??????


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I'm allergic to real coconut. I'd hate to see what mutant coconut would do to me lol
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#15
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Well Hung Drywallers

I think in their case it was intentional.
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#16
RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
Then there is penis land or is it?
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#17
RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
Lipstick.
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#18
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(November 26, 2015 at 8:50 am)Kaiser Wrote:
(November 26, 2015 at 8:46 am)Thena323 Wrote: Horrible name for something edible; especially when Oreo's are on the same shelf.

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HAIL HYDROX.

I always liked Hydrox better than Oreos.  Both are deadly, though.
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#19
RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
Corn smut is considered a delicacy in some places.  I have some problems with the appearance:

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#20
RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
There is a company around here called "rigid tool"

They have a motto "Life is better with a rigid tool" I kid you not.
I almost googled it to post a link but the feared the search results.



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