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RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
November 26, 2015 at 11:18 am
My friend from work who is a lesbian told me about a lesbian bar called Tongue and Groove.
I want to find a couple of gay dudes both named Mike and open a gay karaoke bar called Open Mikes.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
November 26, 2015 at 11:49 am
Well Hung Drywallers
I think in their case it was intentional.
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RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
November 26, 2015 at 11:49 am
Then there is
penis land or is it?
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RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
November 28, 2015 at 4:11 am
Lipstick.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Funny sounding products/business names.
November 28, 2015 at 12:22 pm
There is a company around here called "rigid tool"
They have a motto "Life is better with a rigid tool" I kid you not.
I almost googled it to post a link but the feared the search results.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.