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If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?

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If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
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#31
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 12:20 am
(December 5, 2015 at 8:22 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Hot dog vendor in a buddhist community.

Make me One with everything.
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#32
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 7:56 am
(December 6, 2015 at 12:20 am)ChadWooters Wrote:
(December 5, 2015 at 8:22 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Hot dog vendor in a buddhist community.

Make me One with everything.

...oh apart from the Astrologers, the Homeopaths and the Mormons. Leave them out.

Wait what? We were talking about food?

Kk. I'd rather not eat any of them either.
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#33
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 7:58 am
Stripper quality inspector



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#34
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 10:01 am
(December 6, 2015 at 12:20 am)ChadWooters Wrote:
(December 5, 2015 at 8:22 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Hot dog vendor in a buddhist community.

Make me One with everything.

Wasn't that the joke to begin with?
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#35
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 12:07 pm
Touring musician.

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#36
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 1:05 pm
(December 5, 2015 at 4:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I would like to be The All-Being, Master Of Time, Space, And Dimension.

Failing that, I'd LOVE to write instruction manuals for home-assembled furniture.  It must be tons o' fun to write lines like '...attach whippet grommet to underside of support B...' all the while knowing that there's no such thing as a whippet grommet.

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#37
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 2:20 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 12:07 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Touring musician.

Been there, done that. Not nearly as much fun as you'd think. I mean, sure, it's all the booze and drugs you'd like, the chicks are always available, the money's pretty damned good...

Wait...it IS as fun as you'd think. Sorry.

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#38
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 2:23 pm
If they were still doing above ground testing of nuclear weapons, it would be cool to be the one who gets to 'push the button'.

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#39
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 2:34 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 2:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 12:07 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Touring musician.

Been there, done that.  Not nearly as much fun as you'd think.  I mean, sure, it's all the booze and drugs you'd like, the chicks are always available, the money's pretty damned good...

Wait...it IS as fun as you'd think.  Sorry.

Boru

lol, not into drugs, and I haven't had a drink since October -- busy fixing that part of my life.

The rush I get from a crowd is a high I'd love to enjoy regularly, though.

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 2:39 pm
Vagina tester if ya know what I mean! Wink

Nah...but seriously, I've always wanted to be an airline pilot. A 767 captain to be specific.
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