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If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
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#41
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 2:41 pm
A certified flight instructor. Maybe on a 172, maybe Very Light Jets, like the HondaJet.
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#42
RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 2:43 pm
Universal Empress.

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 2:44 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 2:43 pm)Beccs Wrote: Universal Empress.

Job's taken.
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 2:48 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 2:44 pm)The_Empress Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:43 pm)Beccs Wrote: Universal Empress.

Job's taken.

You can have one of the outer planets.

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 2:48 pm
How about Goddess of Everything?

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December 6, 2015 at 3:00 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 2:48 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:44 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Job's taken.

You can have one of the outer planets.

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No. Like I said: job's taken. I dare you to try and take over  Cool
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 3:01 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 2:48 pm)Beccs Wrote: How about Goddess of Everything?

Goddesses aren't real. As Empress, I urge you to drop this charade  Angel
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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 3:01 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 3:00 pm)The_Empress Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:48 pm)Beccs Wrote: You can have one of the outer planets.

Tongue

No. Like I said: job's taken. I dare you to try and take over  Cool

I would but my minions are useless.

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 3:06 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 3:01 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 3:00 pm)The_Empress Wrote: No. Like I said: job's taken. I dare you to try and take over  Cool

I would but my minions are useless.

Dodgy

Between having lived in Oz, engaged (twice) to an Aussie, and an unhealthy obsession with Muriel's Wedding, when I read stuff Aussies write, I tend to hear the accent in my head. "Coincidence" is one of my favorites, but "useless" and "minion" are also pretty awesome. Also, "dim sim".

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RE: If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
December 6, 2015 at 3:10 pm
I love the Irish accent.

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