Astrology?

[Homeless Nutter]

Yeah dude you prob beat a lot

[Cyberman]

This thread is well-named, but misspelled. It should be "Ass-troll-ogy", to better reflect the contents.

That's not even clever but I feel you dog

Yeah, I'm getting that vibe from a good 90% of your post content. And stop feeling my dog, if you don't mind. It's not as if I actually have one.

[Longhorn]

...or, quite possibly, that what goes on inside your brain is not affected by the way stars and planets of the solar system appear to 'align' to a terrestrial observer? You would be hard pressed to find something less relevant.

Also, I'm perfectly relaxed and you don't know shit about me

Of course I don't know you, you haven't provided your birthdate, time, and location

And that information is going to give you two facts about me: the arbitrarily measured point in time and the geographical location of my body at the moment of my exiting a birth canal. My personality, past experiences and temperament, and all other traits you could pull out of your ass, remain undisclosed to you, because, how quaint, there doesn't appear to exist any observable correlation between those two things. I'd entertain your delusion, but I'm not going to post personal details online.

Having read 1/10th of what your website told me, I already find several things I strongly disagree with - in fact, the opposite is true. So much for magic.

[IAOALGIV]

The Libra, of which I am supposed to be, is nothing like me at all according to astrology.

Ok dude I'm gonna say that your sun sign is HUGE component of your psyche. But it's not everything. There's eleven planets and they all affect your conscious life in various ways

[Cyberman]

Ok, try me. Born 21 December 1978, approximately 2 am, around ten miles north of Birmingham.

[IAOALGIV]

Of course I don't know you, you haven't provided your birthdate, time, and location

And that information is going to give you two facts about me: the arbitrarily measured point in time and the geographical location of my body at the moment of my exiting a birth canal. My personality, past experiences and temperament, and all other traits you could pull out of your ass, remain undisclosed to you, because, how quaint, there doesn't appear to exist any observable correlation between those two things. I'd entertain your delusion, but I'm not going to post personal details online.

Having read 1/10th of what your website told me, I already find several things I strongly disagree with - in fact, the opposite is true. So much for magic.

Funny, I didn't know you could disagree with facts

[Silver]

Ok, try me. Born 21 December 1978, approximately 2 am, around ten miles north of Birmingham.

Wow, Stimbo, my dear, you're not that much older than me.

[IAOALGIV]

Geminis are pretty clever, I'll admit

So Kudos to you for being clever

Cool, I reluctantly admit that this sounds pretty accurate. Maybe there is something to this stuff. Tell me more about what things am I clever in!

No weirdo

[Longhorn]

Hmmm. Now you're coming off as more trollish. I'll call poe before anybody gets me cookies

[IAOALGIV]

Hmmm. Now you're coming off as more trollish. I'll call poe before anybody gets me cookies

Wow Vic you pick up quick, tell me now..are you tilting your head to read these words better?