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RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
December 7, 2015 at 10:31 am
He was feral for over 10 months before I conferred the blessing of domesticity upon him, for which he has been eternally grateful.
One might think greater piety and fealty would be more evident in the cafeteria Christian world from all their apparent blessings they keep going on about.
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RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
December 7, 2015 at 1:19 pm
(December 7, 2015 at 10:31 am)vorlon13 Wrote: He was feral for over 10 months before I conferred the blessing of domesticity upon him, for which he has been eternally grateful.
One might think greater piety and fealty would be more evident in the cafeteria Christian world from all their apparent blessings they keep going on about.
Maybe if Yahweh took a few tips from cat lovers he'd know to get all that fealty. His "blessings" tend to be rather mixed.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
December 7, 2015 at 1:24 pm
"Go Blow Me Out My Ass" just doesn't seem to work.
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RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
December 7, 2015 at 2:15 pm
(December 7, 2015 at 8:33 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I am God to the 100 trillion bacteria living in my body. I can't directly control their lives, I can't hear, let alone answer their prayers and I probably wouldn't give a sh*t, even if I could - but the poor deluded little f*ckers don't know that. 
I'm just gonna say it...
Midichlorians.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
December 7, 2015 at 2:16 pm
(December 7, 2015 at 1:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: "Go Blow Me Out My Ass" just doesn't seem to work.
Great title for your autobiography though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
December 7, 2015 at 2:18 pm
Any delusions I had about being a god quietly died when I got married. It's hard to have such self-regard when you have someone remind you daily that you're wrong about almost everything.
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RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
December 7, 2015 at 2:21 pm
When talking to a woman, especially a wife or person of similar distinction, always remember the golden rule: "this conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
