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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 12:19 am
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(December 10, 2015 at 12:17 am)Kitan Wrote: I am no fan of god nor breasts.
I'm a huge fan of two out of the three.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 12:20 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:19 am)Stimbo Wrote: (December 10, 2015 at 12:17 am)Kitan Wrote: I am no fan of god nor breasts.
I'm a huge fan of two out of the three.
Shouldn't it be two out of the five?
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 12:20 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:17 am)Kitan Wrote: I am no fan of god nor breasts.
Mmm I like bewbies
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 12:21 am
They're shexy.
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 9:13 am
So TC, ya got a hell "lite" that might be available. Not a lake of fire but maybe a barely tolerable giant hot tub? Ya get beer but it's only 3.2 so you can't really get drunk and pissing in the hot tub is inevitable?
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 9:20 am
(December 9, 2015 at 11:20 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Please reconsider: imagine the horrible people you will meet in Hell:
Rock singers, Gangsta rappahs,proud and rebellious writers and celebrities slutty women, drunks, druggies,perverts, most people from non western civilization...
You get the idea...
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 9:39 am
Is hell real?
Well from what TrueCrap says, yes. I suppose he speaks from experience since he knows so much about the place.
As for the rational thinking people of the world - I would say no. Hell does not exist. Once you die, you die. You don't "go" anywhere. Except maybe in the ground or in an urn. Or you get mummified. So many possibilities exist with what a funeral director can do with your corpse once you die.
There is no heaven or hell. There is no afterlife. If you weren't cremated, then your body decomposes over time and becomes part of the ground. That's my take on it.
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 9:46 am
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What pain will it take?
To satisfy you
Your sick appetite
Go in for the kill
Always in sight, prey
The time always right, feast
Feed on the pain, taste
Sorrow made flesh, sweet
Live how you want
Just don't feed on me
If you doubt what I say
I will make you believe
Shallow are words
From those who starve
For a dream not their own to
Slash and scar
Big words small mind
Behind the pain you will find a scavenger
Of human sorrow
Scavenger
Abstract theory
The weapon of choice used by a scavenger
Of human sorrow
Scavenger
So you have traveled far
Across the sea
To spread your written brand
Of misery
Always in sight, prey
The time always right, feast
Feed on the pain, taste
Sorrow made flesh, sweet
Live how you want
Just don't feed on me
If you doubt what I say
I will make you believe
Shallow are words
From those who starve
For a dream not their own to
Slash and scar
Big words, small mind
Behind the pain you will find a scavenger
Of human sorrow
Scavenger
Abstract theory
The weapon of choice used by a scavenger
Of human sorrow
Scavenger
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 9:49 am
It's a bit inaccurate to say Hell is real. There are actually many, many Hells. I have been to several myself, and that's how I know that in order to get there from where we are right now, one must first leave the Nonfictional Plane and venture into a story world with one or more Hells in it. At that point it's mostly a matter of dying, using a portal, casting a spell, having a spell go horribly wrong, crossing paths with a powerful demon...the list goes on.
In the Nonfictional World, though, you guys don't have any Hells to go to. I checked as soon as I got here.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 11:54 am
I was just thinking it over, and came to a sad realization.
It really is sort of cruel to send missionaries to the deepest jungles of Africa and Asia.
Pastor Phillip told me that people who have never heard of Jesus or have no opprotunity to may have a chance of going to heaven.
However, those who hear the word and reject it are going straight to Hell.
I just realized that if we expose people to Christ, we are exposing them to a chance of Hell.
It is all really discomforting.
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