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Real Life Witches?

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Real Life Witches?
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Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:05 am
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:08 am
Strictly speaking, any woman of a faith other than your own is a witch.

It's in the Bible.

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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:08 am
I was Wiccan for a while, I studied it.

The one good thing is that one will never encounter a proselytizing Wiccan.

Certainly, the beliefs of both Wiccans and Christians are based on myth, but Wicca is quite harmless compared to Christianity.
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:16 am
I really can't stand those damned non-Christinas!
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:22 am
*Evie desperately tries to think of the male alternative to the name "Christina"*

Will Carl do?
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:23 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:22 am)Evie Wrote: *Evie desperately tries to think of the male alternative to the name "Christina"*

Will Carl do?

Lol how about... Chris....?
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:28 am
Did a witch turn you into a poe?
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:28 am (This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 12:28 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(December 10, 2015 at 12:23 am)Losty Wrote:
(December 10, 2015 at 12:22 am)Evie Wrote: *Evie desperately tries to think of the male alternative to the name "Christina"*

Will Carl do?

Lol how about... Chris....?

Lol that makes a lot more sense.

But any excuse to invoke poor "Carl" eh? Big Grin
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:30 am
Hehe Carl is the best anti-hero
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:33 am (This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 12:34 am by Joods.)
My fiancee is Wiccan. He NEVER preaches to me. He NEVER tries to convert me. He doesn't drink blood. He doesn't practice witchcraft. He doesn't do animal sacrifice.

He's more normal than any christian I've ever encountered. As a matter of fact, with the claims that TrueChristian is making, my fiancee would just shrug his shoulders, ignore him and go about his day. He wouldn't give two shits about his opinion and that right there is what makes him the bigger person.

In addition, he is one of the first people who would gladly jump in and physically help someone out while a christian just sits on the sidelines and prays.
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