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Real Life Witches?

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Real Life Witches?
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 3:36 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 3:41 pm by Jackalope.)
(December 10, 2015 at 12:05 am)TrueChristian Wrote: The bible tells us what to do with people who do these invocations.

Not coincidentally, this is what makes Christians potentially far more dangerous than Wiccans (who, as far as I can see, are not dangerous at all).
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#62
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 3:41 pm
She turned me into a newt!

I got better...
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 8:47 pm
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 8:51 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 8:51 pm by Regina.)
This thread is a trip lmfao "Non-Christinas!"

I think the idea of being a "witch" has some real basis in people (not necessarily just women) who made medicines using natural ingredients - probably with more of a placebo effect than something that actually worked. You can see the origin of potion myths in that.
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#65
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 9:04 pm
This thread is a testament to why Poes Poe.
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 9:27 pm
(December 10, 2015 at 9:04 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: This thread is a testament to why Poes Poe.

It was secretly to promote Carlism this whole time!?? Shock
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#67
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 9:29 pm
How much Poe would a true Poe Poe, if a true Poe could Poe Poe?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 9:31 pm
A true Poe do Poe all the Poe he would Poe if a true Poe could Poe Poe.
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#69
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 10:26 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 10:27 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
A true Poe should Poe like a true Poe would Poe and a true Poe could Poe only if a true Poe can impress Carl.
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#70
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 11:26 pm
Tongue twisters. LOL the Poe ones are interesting but you need to try this out loud very fast and then get someone else to try it.

The sheets are slit.
Someone slit the sheets.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
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