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Sour Candy Christmas Conspiracy
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I think there's a conspiracy where I live where they've stopped selling all sour candy. I searched every shop and none was there. I think it's a Christmas conspiracy. "There should be no sourness around Christmas time."
NOOOOOOO I miss my sour candy 
Sour candy?!
There's never been such a thing, and all memories you have thereof are false and implanted and proof that you've been repeatedly tinkered with by malevolent aliens. Have a splendid holiday!
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.
You just ruined 19% of all enjoyment in my life. Happy?
(December 10, 2015 at 1:36 pm)Evie Wrote: You just ruined 19% of all enjoyment in my life. Happy? By the transitive property, yes, I am now 19% more happy. That's how it works, right?
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be. 
No Jolly Ranchers ?
Sweet Tarts ? Lemon Drops ? 
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
No Sour Patch Kids!?!?
Ok. Now I am ready to admit that there is a War on Christmas.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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Buy a lime/lemon, cut in half, put sugar on it, think of Losty, suck!!!!!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
RE: Sour Candy Christmas Conspiracy
December 10, 2015 at 10:32 pm
(This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 10:32 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Losty ain't sour, she's sweet
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