Ask a turtely turtle/Ask Evie

[Edwardo Piet]

Inspired by a penguin. He didn't claim copyright so... I thought I'd do the same.

Ask me anything. I may be a turtle but I don't actually know much about turtles, I'm a self-ignorant turtle. So, just make your questions about Evie if you like ... I.e. About me.

Oh, I'm not gonna give any private details of course like my full name and where I like, but other than that stuff like that... go ahead and ask me anything. Whether it's about atheism, religion, life, love, or anything else.

[vorlon13]

What's it like to boink another turtle ??

[Alex K]

Hey what's up Evie? You are a king among men. Erm, I mean, turtles.

Once in Florida my wife and I walked past a lake and saw a water turtle lying on its back in the midday sun on the sidewalk. I picked it up and carefully set it down near the shallow end of the lake (carefully for my sake, because the lake has Alligators). The turtle started paddling happily and immediately dug down into the mud. So my question is, cool eh?

[vorlon13]

Have you ever seen a fat turtle ??

How does that work ?? Can't retract or something ??

[Edwardo Piet]

What's it like to boink another turtle ??

I have no idea.

So my question is, cool eh?

Yes.

[Edwardo Piet]

Have you ever seen a fat turtle ??

Nope.

How does that work ??  Can't retract or something ??

I don't know how it would work. How would it fit in its shell?

Retract what? Are you by any chance talking about a turtle penis? I can't tell if that's what you mean, but it sounds like something Vorlon would allude to.