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QUEEFS (a question for the women)
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 5:40 pm
(December 19, 2015 at 5:37 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Drunk this early in the day, CL? 
Tsk, tsk.

Wait. Is that a bad thing?
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 5:46 pm
(December 19, 2015 at 5:39 pm)Mermaid Wrote:
(December 19, 2015 at 5:36 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Does it happen very often? Any ideas why it wouldn't happen to someone?

I guess it depends on the shape of your vagina. It has happened to me once or twice for the reasons stated above.

Maybe my particular shape is not prone to queefs lol. Not that I'm complaining. I can't think of anything more unattractive happening during intimate time. Well.... yes, I can.
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 5:48 pm
Queefs were when I found out its hard to get me out of the mood. Have a little chuckle and keep at it.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 5:49 pm
They are called fanny farts in the uk
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 5:50 pm
(December 19, 2015 at 5:32 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(December 19, 2015 at 5:28 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Been thinking about it for the last couple of days?

Yeah. Can you shed some light? Do you queef?

I'm an expert on many things, this is not one of them.
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 5:51 pm
A fanny is a butt in the US, so fanny fart is a bit redundant. Smile
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 5:51 pm
(December 19, 2015 at 5:50 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote:
(December 19, 2015 at 5:32 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Yeah. Can you shed some light? Do you queef?

I'm an expert on many things, this is not one of them.

Well considering how things are nowadays I didn't want to assume. Just because you look like a man in your avatar doesn't mean you don't have a vajay.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 5:53 pm
(December 19, 2015 at 5:46 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Maybe my particular shape is not prone to queefs lol. Not that I'm complaining. I can't think of anything more unattractive happening during intimate time. Well.... yes, I can.

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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 5:57 pm
So if air gets inside the vajay during sex and causees queef to come out, does anal sex cause farts?

(i have never had anal)
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 5:58 pm (This post was last modified: December 19, 2015 at 5:59 pm by Alex K.)
I'm with Exian. The occasional slapstick humor during sex is not such a bad thing. I recall quite a bit of sillyness and dumb jokes during sex. Not making it a dead serious affair can actually ease the pressure to perform and whatever anxiety there may be. Especially if things don't go quite as planned, it is great to just have a good laugh instead of being all embarrassed.
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