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QUEEFS (a question for the women)

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QUEEFS (a question for the women)
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 6:48 pm
(December 19, 2015 at 5:58 pm)Quantum Wrote: I recall quite a bit of sillyness and dumb jokes during sex.

Recall? Did the baby kill things that bad, Alex?
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 6:50 pm
Well, clearly you win CL. 
You have an infallible cooch and ride an infallible dick (infallibly I might add). Congrats!
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 6:55 pm
(December 19, 2015 at 6:48 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(December 19, 2015 at 5:58 pm)Quantum Wrote: I recall quite a bit of sillyness and dumb jokes during sex.

Recall? Did the baby kill things that bad, Alex?

Haha, no, it was just meant to indicate a kind of summary of past experiences. But the ways in which a jealous 5 month old can sabotage even the slightest intimate moments between mom and dad are hilarious in their own right. If looks could kill!
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#34
RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 7:21 pm
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 7:28 pm
(December 19, 2015 at 6:16 pm)Exian Wrote:
(December 19, 2015 at 6:11 pm)Quantum Wrote: No you didn't.

Haha you're not having any of it.

Ex, I believe you! I can see how your blow up doll may queef for 3 minutes.
Especially if you forget to put the plug in!
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 7:44 pm
(December 19, 2015 at 5:58 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(December 19, 2015 at 5:40 pm)Mermaid Wrote: Wait. Is that a bad thing?

It's never happened to me, as far as I know. I don't think it's good or bad. It's probably something that just happens. Positional, small penis, loose cooch, overall technique, basic physics, who's to say?

If it ever does happen to me, I'll be sure to NOT post about it, though. 
What a strange thing to ask about...frickin' weird, OP.

I rather think it's a very good topic to post about.
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 8:23 pm (This post was last modified: December 19, 2015 at 8:24 pm by ignoramus.)
(December 19, 2015 at 6:50 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Well, clearly you win CL. 
You have an infallible cooch and ride an infallible dick (infallibly I might add). Congrats!

You know if you're doing it with "don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" blaring on your iphone, you probably won't hear it....Shy
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#39
RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 8:44 pm
Haha, queefs. Its fun for a goof.
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 8:45 pm
Its easy to create them. Just let some air in and voila. It gets old fast.
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