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QUEEFS (a question for the women)

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QUEEFS (a question for the women)
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 9:23 pm
Old Queefs.

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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 9:27 pm
(December 19, 2015 at 8:45 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Its easy to create them. Just let some air in and voila. It gets old fast.

Let some air in? As an owner of a vagina, I don't understand how this works. I need charts and/or diagrams.
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 19, 2015 at 11:47 pm
(December 19, 2015 at 5:57 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: So if air gets inside the vajay during sex and causees queef to come out, does anal sex cause farts?

(i have never had anal)

Glad to hear you're saving that one for me.
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 20, 2015 at 12:00 am (This post was last modified: December 20, 2015 at 12:01 am by Whateverist.)
I don't think it is a 'loose fit' which leads to queefing. Rather, you need a fairly well sealed cylinder and piston in order for the escaping air to make much noise.

Cathy, would you describe your vajay as tight or does it sort of flop around a little? If you're good and tight you should be able to queef the alpha bet provided your husband isn't particularly narrow.
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 20, 2015 at 5:13 am
(December 19, 2015 at 5:57 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: So if air gets inside the vajay during sex and causees queef to come out, does anal sex cause farts?

(i have never had anal)

This sounds like a question for Vorlon.



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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 20, 2015 at 6:05 am
As with any fart or burp-like sound that we can produce, this one requires a very small air exit aperture, one that, as whatevs said, flaps a bit.
It also requires that air is pushed in and remains there until enough pressure is built up to overcome the tight seal.
Wetness of the area can aid in enhancing the seal.

One thing that's necessary is for air to go in. Remove piston almost to the tip, thrust in...repeat. In cars, there is an extra hole for air and another for fuel...

Now, why anyone would be concerned that they never do that is beyond my comprehension...
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 20, 2015 at 6:43 am
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 20, 2015 at 6:48 am
(December 19, 2015 at 9:27 pm)Mermaid Wrote:
(December 19, 2015 at 8:45 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Its easy to create them. Just let some air in and voila. It gets old fast.

Let some air in? As an owner of a vagina, I don't understand how this works. I need charts and/or diagrams.

Doggystyle is the easier way to do it. If the vajay is very wet, the better, one pulls out, just leaving the tip, air goes in , then thrust forward. The air needs to get out somewhere.
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 20, 2015 at 8:00 am
**wonders what the fuck she walked in on....
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RE: QUEEFS (a question for the women)
December 20, 2015 at 8:02 am
Next: a thread about women talking about the "flow" of their period!
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